After Dark #139 — Jay Shetty Exposed

0:02Wow, great move. Keep it up. Hello everybody. It's Friday, March. The ides of March they say, right, Olivia?

0:13Yeah, Olivia. Is that a McBTH thing or was it They do. Was that before McBth or is that a McBTH thing? The eyesides of March of March. Yeah. Oh, it's a it's a

0:22Caesar thing. Yeah. Roman, dude. Yeah. I just remember from think about the Roman Empire more. You're really right.

0:29Actually, you know what? I've been watching I don't know if you've heard I've been watching all kinds of Roman Empire historical video essays on YouTube.

0:38Really? Like ranking ranking the best Roman emperors from worst to best.

0:47Who's the top? The top is the bottom. I believe the top Augustus. Yeah, the top is Augustus, I believe. Go, bro.

0:55It's the gob, bro.

0:56And then on the bottom is a bunch of people I didn't expect. Nero like all the ones that you under here as like the worst ones were actually in the middle.

1:03I'm bottom. Apparently Nero's uh infamy is exaggerated by historians in several places. Really? Yeah.

1:13The ides of March is the 74th day in the Roman calendar. Oh, it's March 15.

1:21It's the first time I'm hearing this. I of March. Yeah. I guess it's a cursed ass day.

1:27March 15th. What year is it? Um March 15's a cursed ass [ __ ] day. All right, good to know.

1:36So keep Hey, Zach, keep keep your ear keep your eyes and your ears open on March 15, bro. We can't play it. It's cursed.

1:44We should just wipe it off. Let's skip March 5th. Let's do 14 to 16 like they do in Vegas, right? I'm down. I'm lucky.

1:52Actually, we learned at the win. Oh, by by the way, today's episode sponsored by Gamer Subs. Ah, yes. Thank you. Thank you to Gamer Subs and Teddy Fred. Yeah.

2:02Thank you for your support, Ela. You're one of the only ones. You're one of the only ones left. Nice doing business with you. Nice doing business with you.

2:14the Maxween casino where we stayed, apparently,

2:19all of the 40th floors were just um evaporated. They just don't exist. They don't exist. So they go from

2:2839 to 51 or 50. Yep. And the reason being I guess in Chinese culture fours

2:35are considered unlucky. And so they're I I think they're for some reason they're courting a lot of Chinese tourists at that hotel and so they just ask the

2:43whole goddamn. Four is a pretty weird number. Really? Why? I like four. I don't know. You you go three or you go

2:50five. It's four. I have the Well, three and five are good because they're both prime numbers. Those are both good numbers for me. But four is a good number, too.

3:00I don't really vibe with four. Four,

3:01it's divided by by two by itself. It has a square root of two. Mhm. It's got it's a perfect square. There's a lot going on

3:09good with a four. Yeah. It's just there's no R to the four. Really?

3:14Growing up, I coined four as my lucky number for absolutely no reason. Have you found that to be true? No. No, no,

3:21it doesn't hold up. Big mistake. Huge. Do you have a weird thing with numbers?

3:25Like when I'm putting on volume to the TV, I have to always be on one of my numbers, which is like I don't like odd numbers unless they're prime.

3:35It's the same when we price stuff on 31 Fresh. Sometimes there's like like 58 sounds good to me, but not 57. Like I

3:44would never do 57. So 58 is in my Let me see. 58. That might actually be a bad number. No, it's okay. It's a whole

3:53number, but it's divided by 29, which is weird. Oh, you know, I'm with you on the TV [ __ ] So, so which numbers will you

4:02avoid? I can't can't have 13. 13 is not good. I can't have 13. 11 is not good.

4:0811 I don't have a problem with. That is a prime number though, so that kind of throws off my theory. I can't have 19.

4:1419 is not good. Yeah. Like I think like a a solid place is like a like a 15's good. 15's good. 21. 21's not good. 20.

4:24No, 21 is really good. 21. My favorite number for me. It's got to be like 20,

4:3018, 16. I accept 15 cuz it's got swag.

4:34It's dividable. You know what I mean? Um cuz of the fives. Fives are wonderful number. It's all across the board. Now,

4:41do you have um a color that goes with a number? No.

4:45I don't have I don't have a thing with colors really. Do you? Thank you. I don't know. Maybe is this just me? Do

4:53you all have this thing? Do does it occur to you when you're I have that hila? Yeah.

4:59You associate colors with things like what? Like five is red. What is three for you? Green. Me too. Wait, five is

5:07red and three is green. See, you that's something I've heard people talk about that. I do not have access to that.

5:12Whatever that is you guys are channeling, it's not. What color is seven? Yellow. That seems right to me.

5:19That's what I was just thinking. I was like, that's so I don't generally think that, but just when I was thinking about, I'm like, if there was any number that was a color, seven's yellow for

5:27sure. I don't see colors when the numbers. I just see like black. I just see a black written out number. And then some people go, "Wait, you see stuff in your mind?" And I'm like,

5:37"Yeah." Yeah. That that always just What are you just What are you just a [ __ ]

5:41What do you do? You just freaking NPC? I mean, you can imagine something in your mind, right?

5:48Yeah. Like if Do you mean like if you're reading a book? Reading a book. Or if you're like, can think of an apple in your mind? Imagine an apple. Do you see

5:56it? Is it red? Do you see the image? I see all that. I can see all that. Some people go, I don't know what the [ __ ]

6:01you're talking about, which I find so bizarre. It's always weird to me whenever I stumble upon like Howard Stern clips because I only listen to the

6:10show and for the longest time I didn't know what anybody looked like except Howard and and um Robin Robin. But I

6:19would almost have an image in my head of what the characters are, but then when I see them it's like oh that's why they say nothing like what I thought it would be. There's an expression, you've got a face for radio, meaning you sound good,

6:30you're funny, but you're ugly as [ __ ]

6:34I'm being told that's his actual that's his actual face. Yeah, I know. I've got a face for radio, but that's just that's pass, man. I got to sit in front of the camera.

6:44Love you. No homo. Where do you all keep hitting me with these weird ass lines?

6:47Love you. Self doxing is my hobby. Uh, a fan sent that. Love you no homo. Cheers my horse.

6:54Cheers. I need that one. Fan if you're watching. Love you. No pedo.

7:01How are they doing? And I haven't thought about tipster or Kefl. I think that's pretty sussy. I don't care about Kefl so much. Tipster to me, he was near and dear. And I wonder if he's he's got

7:10to be heartbroken if he's changed his mind. [ __ ] He made his stand. Made his stand. He stood on Lolly Hill. Stood on his principles.

7:19And his principles were about watching childlike porn or goblin. Like I guess stand by your

7:27principles, you know. Stand by who you are. But yeah, I think uh it they seem to be laying relatively low. I don't know. I haven't heard much either in the last couple weeks. Yeah. Get the [ __ ]

7:38out. You know who's laying low?

7:41Who is uh my boy Aiden Ross? He has not responded,

7:46right? Crickets. We thought for sure he would respond, right, AB? Yeah. However,

7:51I think they're just so used to being absolutely [ __ ] on by every corner of the internet that it's like whatever,

7:57another day. True. Ethan's [ __ ] on me again. What's new? Real quick, we're trying something new with AB's mic.

8:03Maybe it can help you hear better. We saw a Reddit post, so I don't have the name in front of me, but thank you for the tip. We tried a new EQ things EQ

8:11thing, so it might help you hear him better. I I don't know if it will work.

8:15I don't think it will. Yeah, but it might sound better for the audience. I heard him that time. Okay, true. True.

8:20Four is considered unlucky in China because it's pronounced and sounds like C, which means death in Mandarin. Oh,

8:27that's right. Oh. Oh, actually got a good enough reason. That'd be crazy if our we had like number four was just like death, two, three, death. AIDS,

8:39AIDS, cancer, murder.

8:46Whoa, dude. Can you guys just change the number? Like, let's You know what I mean? Who did that? Who put those together? Right.

8:54Common words. Anyway, shout out to the Chinese. We love them. Big up the Chinese. Big up. Big up. Happy new Chinese year. Speaking of biging up the Chinese, it's the Chinese New Year. So,

9:05happy new year. Happy New Year's to the Chinese. And also Bivo, the original big up to the Chinese. He is in LA as people uh noted, but we've been on the trail.

9:16And our boy Bivo, the one and only Mr.

9:20Beas himself, that's his surname. That is his surname, will be joining us on Monday. What? I am so excited. I am so

9:29thrilled. I genuinely think this might be our most starstudded podcast to date. I mean, it's it's going

9:38to be phenomenal. I'm so excited. I close to you to meeting DJ Color. I'm so nervous. So nervous. Oh my god. Bivo Bivo is more than Khaled. More than

9:46Kaled. I had a feeling, dude. Bivo's taken over the world. Yeah. You know the rules. The whole ocean.

9:54Together, we're stronger. That's what he does when he swallows. I don't know. Good. It look just like a cappuccino.

10:01I'm excited though. We've got all kinds of shenanigans and fun planned and I'm excited to meet the guy and uh see what he's really like. You know,

10:11I was thinking Bivo for Bachelor next season. Oh my god. You know, you'd love that.

10:19Maybe you'll be married by then. We don't know. They'll have love kids.

10:22Yeah. Apparently his girlfriend's pregnant already. Mhm. Um, so excuse me.

10:29God, this cough since when I was sick last night. It's not going away. I mean,

10:32it's getting better, but God, the coughs last so long.

10:38Damn. Um, my god. So, okay, we got a great show today. Uh for one we will be talking about

10:47the um highly applauded the greatly requested Willy Wonka experience from the UK.

10:57Okay. So excited. We have prepared a PowerPoint. We have prepared all kinds of basically what we're going to take you on is a boat ride journey through the tunnel. It doesn't snowing.

11:09Is it raining? Is it pouring? is a hand story.

11:17Olivia said a really nice thing to me today before we started. She says, "I think you should play Willy Wonka on a play someday." Oh my god, that would be

11:25I do believe that would be great. Who would you play in Willy Wonka? I did Willy Wonka once. I played Violet Borgard's mom. The mom. The mom. The

11:35[ __ ] I think you would be really funny as Veruka. Thank you so much for saying that. I thought you were going to say you would be great. Thank you. It would

11:42be so fun. Put on an office with we could people would come. They would come. I know. And imagine you standing

11:49on one of my favorite movies like like all time. Live at the Greek theater.

11:54Stop. I would lose my mind. Willy Wonka live at the Greek. Yes. God. Can you imagine the amount of work though that would take? Yes, I can. And we can do it. We could just do it. Community theaters. Hardboard sets. No big deal.

12:05Well, what if we what if it's like we know it's not Listen, this isn't Broadway. So what if we have like teleprompterss that just have all of our

12:12lines? Love it. Yeah. Oh, you have to get off book. Nobody cares. Oh, cuz if it if the the pressure of like memorizing your I'm not a theater kid.

12:21So I'm going to let you do whatever you want to do. Hold the cards. I don't care. Stage improvise. Wait, what's with

12:29this title? That isn't the title. We um we people would come. They would. It's not just the J Shetty. What's the title?

12:35J Shetty is a fraud allegedly. That's But yeah, but it's not. It's um something else. No, in the title. Maybe some people are not motivated by growth.

12:43Check the uh chat, Dan.

12:47I do think that overlay if uh Willy Wonka comes back to Broadway and they do stunt casting, Ethan Klein would be a

12:53shoe. Oh my god. Yeah. Is it raining? Is it pouring? Is a hurricane blowing?

13:03Surely the sign must be showing, but there is no sign of slowing. Yeah. Yes.

13:10You could be so good at that character. That's all I want to think about now.

13:21Set a goal and let's get this done.

13:23Hyped already. No, but if there's a teleprompter, like I feel we could do it with not as much work as I would fear.

13:32Do we have to pay someone to do that? Do we need the IP? Oh, yeah. You have to license the uh script. I wonder how much that costs. Um we do it when I do shows.

13:42It's not too crazy. Oh, but yeah, it you do have to get the license. Even in like a high school play. Yeah. Oh, wow.

13:49Dorks. I feel like doing it at the Greek. I feel like it'd be a way different. They're going to they're going to be like this at the Greek. Yeah.

13:58People are saying I should play Grandpa.

14:00Oh, yes. Grandpa Joe. And love should be um Charlie, don't you think? Absolutely. I want to be a Oompa Loompa, dude. So,

14:09who's Charlene? Uh, who would be Charlie? Um, Ian. I was thinking Cam,

14:14maybe. Cam. No, but Cam is hairy. He's what? He's hairy. He's hairy. Literally, he's hairy. Yeah, I'll be Harry Potter.

14:24Is a child. A child. Can't have a hairy low voice, dude. Be a child. Let's be honest. Cam is He's like, "Hey." Yeah,

14:31guys. I'm Charlie. Yeah. What's up,

14:33everybody? I'm Charlie. What's up everybody? It's me. Yeah, exactly. Part three. I'm not going for that. I'm not sure if this is a chocolate river or if it's just the sewer from all the [ __ ]

14:43cookies. It's $7 a bag and that's still expensive. You also have to still cook to begin with per bag. No, we didn't mean you $7.

14:54Especially when you compare it to the We met the Charlie from Willy Wonkas.

14:58Charlie, we love you. We have to go. We have to go. This Augustus Gloop drama is crazy. Yeah. So, I went today to the chocolate river and it didn't look like

15:06chocolate as much as it looked like somebody took a [ __ ] instead of a pony's [ __ ] and squirted it out into a blender. Thank you. Yep. Yep. So, no uh cookies for you.

15:18Okay. I've got a dream. I don't want to do this show anymore. I want to do that show.

15:25You can. Yeah. But that movie, the original, it's a stunning masterpiece. I love it.

15:33And if you want to get your mind blown,

15:36go read go to Rotten Tomatoes Willy Wonka um original and you will have your mind

15:43blown the [ __ ] out. Oh, never mind. It has good ratings. I thought when I came here before I was like 50%. I was like

15:51the hell? Is that the Tim Burton one maybe you're thinking of? Yeah, the Tim Burton one. No, that one's dog [ __ ] I don't care about that one. Yeah, we're only talking about this one by the way.

16:00I don't know the other variations. They don't exist. Bakers. I agree with that.

16:04Wait. Okay, that's good. Then is the Is the Tea Shells one out that's out in theaters? Yeah, it's out. Wonka, are

16:11people talking about is any good? Hugh Grants plays a Oompa Loompa. He's the best part of the movie. Wait, that's that's giving tiptoes.

16:21Why are we giving out jobs for little people to Hugh Grant?

16:26You know, like this dude hasn't had a job in a minute. So what? They going to give him the little person spot? the role of a people liking this one. Hugh,

16:34it's got a seems like like uh I would say leaning towards Yes. And in

16:42the role of it's not enough for me to watch a movie. I'm going to get shallade out. You know what I mean? Give me a He's got two big movies out right now.

16:50Mhm. That's a You know, don't shall me. Washington Post did release an article.

16:58Hugh Grant is an Oompa Loompa. Now,

17:00what's left for um Dwarf Actors is what it is called. That's a big I actually think that's legit because like that that's a good role for a little for a

17:08little person. And Hugh Grant stepping in like bro, you've had your time.

17:12You've had your spot. You did all your romcoms and [ __ ] You don't get to just walk in and be an Oompa Loompa now. No,

17:18that [ __ ] There's a dialogue to be had for sure. That's [ __ ] Actually, I'm [ __ ]

17:24pissed off. And I can't shall means complicit.

17:29Um, what's the current title? Did we update it? Uh, Mhm.

17:35there. You You never sent a title. I'm trying to say. Yeah. So, I did. You didn't. I definitely did.

17:44All right. I'll go up and look in the chat and I'll read it to you. Okay.

17:49Man, you sent Willy Wonka and J Shetty Expose. Not exactly the title. I'm just suggesting topics. Okay. But J Shetty's

17:57a fraud allegedly. That's not even close to that. Well, it is close, but it's only 50%. It's 50% there. Yeah. I think

18:04we should lead with Willy Wonka experience PowerPoint and then follow it with J Shetty Expose,

18:17That's good. Great. People in our chat seem to like Wonka, the new one. Yeah, it seemed to have positive reviews.

18:25Okay. 80%'s good.

18:28Okay. But like I just I'm still not going to watch it. That's my thing is I just love the original so much. Yeah. You know,

18:36you can't beat it, man. Don't even try. Um,

18:44all right. Let's talk about Teddy Fresh Drop real fast. Yes. So guys, it is March.

18:50Yeah, we have a few updates. So we had a free shipping promo last month for free shipping. Free shipping. Exactly.

18:57However, it is now March. So the free shipping has ended, but we have actually done what in our

19:05opinion is almost as good, frankly, is that we made the uh the threshold we changed it from 150 to 75. That's right.

19:16Which is going to cover, I think, most orders. A lot of orders. Yeah. So, you no longer have to spend that much money for free shipping.

19:26Obviously, the free shipping thing is like makes our business like impossible. Basically, we be doing a charity.

19:35And so, we're back also to like regular schedule. So, this month we have two drops. Drop one is out now. Today, I'm

19:43wearing a Jack. This is my new favorite Jack. We've also moved our drop dates to Fridays. Yeah. Because I feel like it's more fun for us to be able to talk about

19:51it on the podcast, right? On the day that it comes out, right? And Thursday doesn't have a podcast anymore. So,

19:58yeah. This jacket is amazing. Dan's wearing it in red. Yes. It's got also cool lining. You look like Akira.

20:11Thanks, man. Oh [ __ ] I didn't even know about that. Yeah. Akira isn't the guy with the jacket. Well, whoever's, you know what I mean? You know what I mean?

20:17The guy on the cover. I know what you meant. Yeah. The guy on the cover. Yeah.

20:21You can't tell, but it's this beautiful corduroy. It's so fitting and nice. It's really a beautiful jacket. Yes. Jacket off, man. I'm wearing the dress.

20:35Let's take a look. Let's go to the website and see. Very cute. And there's also a shirt like this. And oh my god.

20:41Wait, where's this shirt? This shirt is sick. This shirt is out, too. With the button flowers. Yes. Flowers made of button. Can I get one of some of those,

20:49Lena? Of course. Here. Oh, we have. Mhm. Can you bring me? I want to try it on. Button. That's so nice.

20:56I love that button. Who's got the button? Let's take a look, guys. Let's see. The aids of March. We got a

21:04beautiful necklace. This is the jacket that Dan is wearing. Here's one I'm wearing. I'm going to get a closeup cuz it really is um phenomenal quality.

21:12Super nice. Wow, that's a nice jacket, man. Just what I needed, frankly.

21:20We are trying to um slash the prices as well as much as we can now. We're really focusing as much as we can. It's really

21:27hard. Um we got the bear charm. I love this necklace, man. Thank you. Different kinds of bears and then Oh, thank you so

21:34much. All right, who wants a strip tease? Oh,

21:41give it me to Give it to me, Zach.

21:44I need something more like techno. You know what I mean? Techno. Yeah, cuz that's the vibe of like the runway vibe or the strapper vibe. Got it.

21:59Oh no, we got unbuttoning to do.

22:05Oh, you go like this. I don't know if you can share all of this. They've been chessed by Teddy Pritch.

22:12I put some lube on and got him on his knees and I began to slide everybody from

22:19behind. I pulled out of him and kissed him while he was off the market. He asked me to turn over while he slipped a

22:28condom on himself. Rain, baby. This was my ass. Money everywhere. was struggling to imagine someone inside paid. He got

22:37on top and slowly inserted himself into me. It was the worst pain I think I have

22:44ever felt in my life. Eventually, I felt a mix of pleasure with feeling the beat.

22:56It has a jingle. Yes, because they're they're actual buttons. Can you move it?

23:02Yes, sir. This is so cool. I've never seen a shirt like this.

23:07You know, we try hard. We jiggle. I jiggle when I walk like a cow at pasture. Let's do it. You can hear me coming. And I mean that in the best way.

23:17Or like you go cow style. Oh, that's so cool. Rod and cow pork. Love that.

23:25Uh, where were we? Excuse me. I've been doing push-ups.

23:31I've got all kinds of energy now. You know, having He did He did 10 more before bed. I did 30 yesterday.

23:40Same separate pages, not all at once. That's a little You're pushing it. That's fine. Can you do 10 right now?

23:46Easily. Do it. How can we show the camera? Uh, give me one. Yeah, we need to see it. Yeah, we have one set up

23:54today. Flip it on here. Just We have what? Dan's going to get the camera. Okay. In the meantime, I

24:02love this hoodie. What's the What's the story with this, Ela? So, this the idea here was I got a bunch of this cute little charms and I really wanted to do

24:11something with them and we ended up scanning them and making an all over print out of it. Yeah. Looks cute. Thank

24:18you. Very nice. Very playful. Yeah, it's fun. Nice colors. Mhm. Um, this is an

24:25iconic piece. Yeah, this has become like a core print. I feel like it's our checker bear print. Yep. Um, these are

24:34just restock the necklace and the earrings. A lot of people loved it before fun. This is back. And then Oh, I've

24:42been so excited about the bottle and the bag. Okay, so the bottle is a Nggin bag.

24:47Nggin bottle, which is like a name brand company who makes these. So Oh, it's sold out already. Oh. Oh my god. Nice.

24:54That's awesome.

24:56And then that is hype. Yeah. And then show the bag cuz it's like the coolest thing. Ela was loving this. I was like,

25:04"Wait, it's a bag for water?" I was like, "All right." She's like, "Listen, she's here's the bag for your water."

25:10It's made of uh woven belts and they're woven to make this the two color thing that you guys are seeing.

25:18And it's got like that I forget what this is called at the top.

25:24that thing, the strap. Yes. Everything about I don't know. I just I love all the details. And I carry a water bottle with me everywhere. So, this is going to

25:32be life-changing for me personally. A lot of that's very popular these days.

25:36People like to carry water with them. I This is me all the time. Everywhere you'll see me like this with a bottle.

25:41So, is that going to fit in it or that one will fit? It fits. Mhm. So, it's very flexible to all bottle bottle sizes. Well, it it fits all of them

25:49pretty much. The one I have is like the main bigger kind of bottle that people carry. So, yeah. Nice. Um, I'm about to

25:58do some push-ups here. All right. I'll do How many If y'all will go buy some clothing, please.

26:0575. How many push-ups do I need to do for y'all to go buy some [ __ ]

26:10Oh, we got the little I'm recycled and I'm made in the USA. We're working. Is there any other ones?

26:18Oh, these prints are really cool. these prints. We got to work with um a person that I love on Instagram.

26:26Their actual account, let me tell you what it's called. A little bit of a weird name, but we've been following each other for the longest time. They

26:33make a lot of fan art and that's how I found out about them. Oh, okay. I see.

26:37And we started working together and now they've been making a lot of more graphics for us. The art is great. I love how it's all laid out in the

26:44sleeves and everything. Um that's me every morning. Oh, you got it already. You got it. So,

26:53did they do all this art? The same person? Yes. Oh, cool. So, here's a little um

27:03Oh, is it Aiden Ross? I was like, who called the Mona Lisa Elisa an? I was like, wow. I remember Hassan talking. It

27:10was Aiden Ross. So, here's our Lisa Anne portrait.

27:15Yeah. You got in Discord the the link to their Instagram if you want. Okay. I like it. Picasso. Picasso. Lisa an she's

27:24Some might call her an art. Oh, well she is an artist,

27:29I guess. So, here's another one. Here's a hat. The hat looks cool. It's all happening. I'm wearing the velour tea.

27:36Yes. Let me see color here. If you Oh,

27:39nice. Oh, yeah. Nice. And the ref earrings, which I'm so glad came back.

27:44Nice. Nice, Lena. So, this all just came out. Yeah. Oh my goodness, there's so much popping. Mhm.

27:52And then I think drop two is in two weeks. Um Oh my god. Wait, I need these shorts. Yes, you do.

28:00Square cross body bag. I might like that. Yeah. Yeah. But I love these shorts. I love the shirt. We got the Chia Pet still. There's a few of those

28:09left. Mhm. Um Wow. Nice, Ula. Good job.

28:15fun. All right, stop stalling. All right, so how many push-ups before 75?

28:21What? I'm not going to do 75. Just do 10, dude. Just do 10. I can do more than 10 if it's for the people. Do 11 for the people. I'll do 15 for the people. 15?

28:32What color is 15? What about this before you? Before you I don't know. Black.

28:37Black. Okay, got it. Just black. Like all numbers. Roman numeral black. Lack of imagination. Oh, I I know this person. I follow her, too. I think it's

28:46her. I don't know. It is her. Her name is Jen. Uh, flesh.png.

28:51Yeah. Yeah. She's super Whoa. She's super talented. Mhm.

28:55Her versatile. Her style is so versatile. Yeah. Nice. Very cool. We love that about her.

29:03Flesh. All right. Who's ready to Speaking of flesh? I don't know what that I don't know why.

29:09Speaking of hot man muscle meat, that's it. Time to time to cultivate this man meat.

29:29All right. All right. All right. Hey,

29:30that's too too hot for YouTube, bro. The technical

29:3715 for the people. 14. 1 2 Okay. 3 4 5 6

29:457 8 9 10 11 10 12.

29:56Wow. Wow. Awesome. Money. Ethan. Money.

30:02Okay. Dan was immediately talking [ __ ] Why? cuz I wasn't going low enough for you.

30:10You need the full range of motion.

30:11Technically, you're supposed to go a little bit lower than you were going.

30:14Okay. Well, you know, I've been doing that. I don't I I sorry you heard me. I I'm not anything. No, I'm not. I'm

30:23sorry. I will not be able. No, I will not abilize you. Right. Those were full motion push-ups. All right. I'm disabled.

30:33And any other insinuation?

30:35Any other insinuation? Then you're going to need to come tell me. All right.

30:39Okay. All right. Fair. You're going to have to go through a me. Uh your legs were fairly uh spread. I don't think I've ever seen somebody do a push-up

30:48like that. But that doesn't matter for the difficulty. Does it? Uh to be honest, I don't know. Cuz I just I haven't seen anybody do it like that.

30:55Usually when when I do push-ups, my feet are pretty much together cuz I got giant balls. Oh, okay. Fair. They just need

31:02space. I have big balls like two like a pair. What do you call those things? You know what I'm saying? These balls.

31:10That thing. The balls. They go param. You put your balls in my mouth. Parabium.

31:19Newton's. Maybe Newton's balls. Clicking ball statueette. Newton's [ __ ] ball sack.

31:28Yeah. Mutant [ __ ] ball sack. Yeah. Wait, what is the damn thing called?

31:34It's like this thing you see in offices on the desk, you know? Newton's cradle.

31:40Newton's Cradle. The like five. I think that is what it's called. Yeah. Oh, for real? Yeah. Oh, I've never heard that.

31:46Newton [ __ ] balls. Newton's cradle.

31:50Yeah, that that is what it's called. I got a I got a Newton's cradle swinging down here, buddy. Sucked these balls. We got Took a while, but we got there.

31:57Yeah. Still funny. It was worth the journey. Yeah. Yeah, that's good. Hey,

32:01watch out. I got a I got a Newton's Craigle swinging around here, boy. Watch where you're going.

32:09All right. Thank you. Yep. So impressive. Everyone at home is impressed. That's not Yeah.

32:20Oh, no. The title should be Willy Wonka Experience PowerPoint. Okay.

32:27Cuz it's not, you know what I It's not a PowerPoint about Willy Wonka, right? That would be a different segment. Mhm.

32:33Yeah. Completely different. Not necessarily a bad one,

32:37but a different one. Gabe, what's going on? You're getting your haircut at home. That's bougie.

32:42Yeah. I'm getting ready to go to Nicknick show at Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.

32:48Oh, it's it's the weekend. Time to get [ __ ] up, baby.

32:56[ __ ] don't understand. Do you guys start before 2:00 a.m. this time?

33:03Yeah. Okay. All right. Good. What's going on with the barber? What's he What's his story? It's my Frankie, my man who does my hair. Hey, Frankie.

33:14What's going on there? Hello. What's good? What kind? What kind of cut are we doing? Yeah. What's on the menu?

33:21Frankie, don't [ __ ] it up. We're all watching. Oh, look at that. Fresh No.

33:28Let's go. Can I ask you a question? Are you leaving the bottom like that? No.

33:34No. No. Okay. I was like, why would you do our boy like that? Frankie down right now. That looks sick. Yo, I

33:42need to get Frankie on my the these tapered fades. Hey Frankie, do you know,

33:46have you ever imagined what it would be like? What would happen if Ninja got a low tapered fade? Ninja.

33:54What's that? Elongate. Ninja the gamer.

33:58Oh, the ninja the gamer. Uh tapered long hair, right? Did you ever wonder what would happen if you got a low tapered fade? What would What would that look like? No, not what would it look like?

34:08What would happen? What would happen?

34:11Just a tighter fade on the sides. Things would change.

34:16Well, I wonder what would happen if Gabe got a low tapered fade. And I think the answer is this. Mhm. Badasserie.

34:30Wait, I've never seen a barber with like a big ass light on the dome before.

34:33That's kind of fire. Is that just for your You need that for your visibility.

34:38Yeah, we got to see. We got I got to see what I'm working with. That's great. I think that's phenomenal. I mean, we need you know legit. More light the better.

34:46Oh yeah. Look at that. Look at this man. He is glowing.

34:52You shouldn't move. All right. All right. And wait for the wolf who should be coming directly. All right, Gabe.

35:01All right. Well, it's Friday. My weekend. Get my weekend. It's the weekend, baby. Let's [ __ ] go.

35:13Let's [ __ ] go.

35:24[ __ ] baby. [ __ ]

35:51Okay, good. I'm the king. We had to button that out. Good. I mean, f them. You know what I mean? Gabe, we love you.

35:57Okay, buddy. You going to have a good weekend? Any plans? Plans to get [ __ ] up all weekend,

36:03baby. Cuz that's my man. You're going to have a great weekend and I'm happy for you because I love you and I want you to be

36:12happy at all all times. Yeah. We'll see tonight, baby. Is that right, Zach?

36:18Yeah. Uh Nick always comes out and gave to my shows, so I thought I'd go to Nick's show tonight and uh help him out with some of the guitar tracks. So yeah.

36:27Should we plug it or do you want to keep it low pro, Zach? I mean, Gabe shout it out at the top of it, but I did he say where it was? Yeah. Oh, okay. I didn't

36:36notice. Cool. Good luck, Nick. Nick. So see y'all there. Zach's going to need security. You guys got him. Like you you

36:44don't expect like um you know Freddy Well, he's dead, but you don't expect like a MC Jagger to come cruising in. You know what I mean? You got I hope Freddy Mercury isn't there.

36:55You guys got some That'd be wild. Okay. All right. Nice. I like what he's doing there.

37:02Yeah. How's that feel? Feels good. Nice. Nice.

37:11Keep going. Keep going with the water. Just keep going. Keep going. Yeah. Yeah.

37:16Yeah. Yeah. Wet him up. Get him nice and wet. Just do it. Keep it up. Keep going. Moist, boy. That looks really nice. Oh,

37:23he's soaking. Now that's a haircut. Keep it going.

37:29Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Tell him to bring out the whole Bring out the whole Tell him to bring out the whole Oh, man. Wow. Now that's a fresh moisturized, dude. Damn.

37:40It's hot out. boy. It's a hot summer. It's a hot day, baby.

37:49Let's keep it fresh. Breathe.

37:55All right, Nick. Nick, have a great show tonight, Gabe. We love you. Have fun, guys. Nice to meet you. Um,

38:02what was the barber's name? Frankie. Frankie. Nice to meet you, Frankie.

38:06Frankie, keep up the good work. What a great service. Don't forget to cut the bottom. Yeah. All right. All right. Very good. Bye,

38:14Gabe. Love you, buddy. Bye. Bye. Who's on um Gabe is on um Cameo? Mhm. Are you guys still on Cameo? Yes. Yep.

38:27On Cameo, too. How is Cameo going? Uh be real. I've gotten pretty lazy with it.

38:34Well, well, you really put some work into it in the beginning. I did. I have Cameo burnout to be honest with you. That makes sense. It's really tedious.

38:41And no offense to the the lovely people that, you know, are buying them, but it's just it's very repetitive, I would imagine. Yeah, it it can be, right? But if you want one, you know, Zach Lewis,

38:54how's the If you want a really enthusiastic highquality character, go to Zach Lewis. If you want low quality,

39:00come to me. Yeah. He doesn't care openly. Zack was Zach was uh Mr.

39:05Quality, I believe. That was your whole thing, right, Zack? I I and Ian would write you an original song. Yeah. Oh,

39:12that's a lot. Yeah, that's why I think I'm burning the [ __ ] out. Drop that aspect. And still going on on on Cameo.

39:20Yeah, I still get a few now and again.

39:23Support the guys. And I'm so enthusiastic about I'm so excited.

39:27I We're feeling good over there. He lives for it. He really does. I remember the first ones you put out, they were like straight up like side projects.

39:37Yeah. It feels a lot [ __ ] edits and [ __ ] Yeah, that was not realistic.

39:43You made like 20 bucks for two hours of work,

39:47but it's supplemental income. Mhm. What you got to do? I do mine all in one take cuz I want to come from the heart. So,

39:54no editing. Wow. Mhm. That's how I would do it. That's nice. Yo, everybody here.

39:59I don't do cameos, but I'll do one for everybody. You just save this and send it to your friend. Yo, everybody, it's Ethan Klein. Shout out to your friends.

40:07Wait, Ethan, you should start over.

40:09Cover your mouth where it would be the person's name. Try and make it look natural. Maybe cuz AI can and my mouth

40:16moves. So maybe I'll just be like or maybe I'll just say blank, right? Insert name here, right?

40:23What's up everybody? It's Ethan Klein.

40:26I'm here to wish um Blank's friend Blank a super happy birthday. I want to

40:34appreciate y'all. I want to wish you'all papa bless and family

40:42and uh thanks for tuning in. I really appreciate that. I hope you're a member. I love you if not.

40:51Wow. Yeah, that was nice. Nice. But I'm not I'm not done. I'm not done. Oh.

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41:23Vape. Classic. Vape Nation. I remember that.

41:31You did that. I want to vape. Now, cut it, wrap it, send it to the people. Last time you'll ever see that man do that.

41:39Savor the moment. It's on a, by the way,

41:41it's on an honor um code. I will put my PayPal address in the chat and you can just drop me 10 for each time you send it. Steph, thank you. Vape Nation,

41:54where are we? Um, we need to do our ad.

41:57I don't know if I even said this, but the other thing is um there's a J Shetty expose and it's not clickbait. I don't

42:04even know how to convey that. Um J Shetty expose not clickbait because you did that. Do you think the exclamation that you added again makes it more or less believable that it's not clickbait?

42:14I'm looking at the title Dan put not clickbait exclamation. And I'm wondering if you took it too far. Sans sans

42:22exclamation. Willy Wonka experience PowerPoint. We everyone loves that,

42:25right? I what if the exclamation was a period just like boom?

42:33I would take out the no clickbait. I like the because nobody's going to believe after all the time we've put into goofing on him that this isn't just another goof. You know what I mean?

42:44Period. I see. Like how do we con how do I convey that there's actually like a 50page write up about his alleged scandals?

42:55No more joking around with maybe or I was right. J Shetty exposed. Not this is not a joke.

43:04Not safe for words. J Shetty exposed a new article. Told you that sounds pretty like Who said that? That was good. I

43:11said that. That's pretty good, love. I It's It gives the credibility. Yeah, that's what I did in the tweet.

43:18Maybe we'll do that then. Dan, I'm on it. Very good. And you need to get on thanking our wonderful sponsor. I want

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46:25Hey, come on. Clap it up. Put your hands in the air. Okay. Like you just don't care. Hey, come on.

46:36All right. So, maybe we should get in.

46:38Nice, dude. Um, so here's the deal. You wanted to talk about Zona first. That was That's uh the um author of that

46:47article is going to be calling in in about a half hour, so maybe it makes more sense to do some goofs and gaffs for a little bit before we get into it.

46:54Yeah. Um people are saying, "Where's the waifu cup?" I just met with them yesterday, literally, and they says they're going to start working on it. I

47:02don't know. They were I don't know why they were waiting to like see if we wanted to make some kind of custom shakable cup design or something and I was like let's just No, I want you know I like these ones. Let's shake it up.

47:12Let's put some light.

47:14Mhm. We've been you know hyping that cup up for a minute. I know.

47:20Well, I don't want to jump to conclusions.

47:23People know Dune um popcorn. My my first response was Malik got to be like eyes

47:31wide open. What'd you do with that bucket, love? How those bristles feel?

47:37The popcorn, bro. You know what would be badass then and through? If the popcorn was covered in red. Oh, paprika or something. Or maybe blue.

47:49Cinnamon. In the book, they say it tastes vaguely of cinnamon. Smells of cinnamon. Yeah. Wow. H. But red, that'd be fire. Yeah. Yeah.

47:58So, they [ __ ] that up. Idiots.

48:02idiots. Losers. Tired of people not being as smart as me. Yeah. Uh,

48:09we have all this um top of the show stuff. Yeah. So, the author of this J Shadow Expose I was getting to is calling in.

48:18So, this is breaking news. J Shetty is crying. He's in my DMs begging me,

48:25"Please, no, don't." He says, "After everything we've been through," I says,

48:31"Finally, you've come begging like I knew you would." You said, "Jay, there's nothing to discuss."

48:41Oh, Jay, cuz that's what he said. There's nothing to discuss. Enjoy your toy podcast.

48:51Um, it actually feels a little weird though because everything we were doing with about Jay was like tongue and cheek, but now I I don't think it's not

48:59like a hardcore slam, but it is interesting stuff. I frankly I don't believe that J. Shetty is capable of doing anything wrong. I know I laugh on

49:07him because he's got fake eyes and he's a phony baloney, but I don't think he would do any of the stuff. So, I'm here to def I'm here, if anything, to defend

49:14Jay, I against the slanderous accusations offered. That's nice. Hey,

49:19and I hope you know that, Jay. So, reach out and let's do let's link up. I'm in a sea of slander and lies.

49:27Jay, hook me up with like a university course or something. You know what I mean? Like, put my name on I'm just saying like, let's get into the business together. Let's make Ethan University.

49:36Yeah. Put your name on a building. Would you pay for Ethan University? $7,000 tuition. That's where they pay for Jay's. Yeah. Do you think that I could

49:45teach somebody as much as Jay does? Cuz I don't You I mean, what is he going to teach you? Oh, I was a monk. I sat sit there and think about [ __ ]

49:53Okay. Wow. Good advice. I've got actually world street knowledge. Yeah,

49:59for sure. You know, oh boy. Sit there and listen to the [ __ ] waterfall. Whatever.

50:06You don't have to pay 7,000. YouTube knowledge. You got space knowledge.

50:11Tons. Um, Roman Empire as of the last week. Pretty good at that. Yeah, fairly good. Yeah, I don't know if I could

50:19teach a You have a lot of opinions on numbers. We learned numbers. Ring tips and trick uh tricks. Mhm. Tips and

50:26tricks. Yeah. Souls born games. Talk about like diagnosing people. Self diagnose. I can diagnose people. They send me their symptoms. Yeah. Send me

50:35their blood work and symptoms. I'll diagnose. Yeah. I'm really I'm super knowledgeable about Elden Ring if you guys want looking for a course on that.

50:45Nice. Jay, talk talk to me, baby. All right, let's do top of the show. So, how was the You ended up coming with us,

50:52Ela. I was afraid because of the pregnancy that you might not join us,

50:56but you did. Vegas. Yeah. Mhm. It was a great time, wasn't it? Yes. I was so happy that I did, actually. We were talking. I was fine. You were great. You

51:04didn't We were I thought she was going to be like in the room by herself. I was the one in the room by myself. She went shopping and I went up for a nap. I was the only one lounging solo.

51:15Um, yeah. I brought this whole bag of stuff for drawing and things in the room. I never used it cuz we had too much fun. We were talking about my drunk shenanigans and how I need that Maxine.

51:26Was I saying that? Oh, yes.

51:29Thousand times in a good way with your eyes like open and leaning in every time. I need a Max like that. Mhm.

51:39And you kept going, "No, no, no. You don't get it. You don't get it." You were saying everything like that though.

51:43your eyes like that. Yeah, I get super squinty when I'm drunk. I don't know why. My favorite little ethanism was when we were playing blackjack and you

51:52were real toasted. Every time you wanted a hit, you would be like, "I'll take another card, please." Yes. And then you get the card and thank you so much.

52:01Yeah, that was good though. It was working. You would also tell the dealer what it what card they needed to give you. Predictable. Yeah. I'll take an ace, please. Came out. You're like,

52:12"That's going to be a ace." And it was an ace. Every time you would call it so,

52:16we got to go back to Vegas. Why are we here? That was Yes, dude. I need the max. I need the max win. Oh, I remember I was doing that. I remember win.

52:29Congratulations. Oh my god.

52:34I probably sounded kind of racist doing that voice cuz I think Drake's a little goofy because it's like a Latina na nanny or something like nerd. Yeah,

52:42that's kind of Yeah, but that's not me.

52:46That's him. I'm in Drake is kind of um I'm just doing an impression of Drake.

52:51Yes. Right. He's the racist one. The context is missing. Context matters, people.

52:58I was losing at the table. I was getting so upset and sad and I was like, I'm not having fun. And then I realized it's

53:05because I wasn't drinking. No, but you kept going. I I ended up going up. I forced her to keep playing. I said, you

53:13got to you got to weather the storm. It turns around and I was up like $600.

53:19There you go. I was telling you all last week, you just you learn persistence from gambling. You learn to never give up. That's right. The meme is true.

53:27Yeah. Honestly, if I wasn't like a total maniac, cuz I would probably be up every time I gambled, like generally seems

53:36like, you know, I have a pretty good run, but what ends up happening is I get like too [ __ ] amped up and I'll be like, that's why all my money

53:45is fun. Saw that a few times. That's the game. It is fun. Sometimes he's surprisingly winning when he goes all in and then it's crazy and sometimes you

53:54lose. Usually it's it's bad because when I'm on like a fat win streak like up big time like nobody could ever touch me. I

54:01put it all in. I knew the max win. I be like dude would be crazy if I doubled all this right now. Yeah, we were up we I think we stayed the longest and then

54:09we went to the buffet and then we came back and lost. Dude, I was up literally like probably $3,000 at one point. Even

54:17more from a 2500 a 25 chip. From a 25 chip. I went up money 4,000. And in like

54:25a course of five minutes, I lost all of it. Sorry about that. I know people at home are going to go, "You [ __ ] scumbag."

54:33And I'll say to you, True. Let him live.

54:40Let the boy live. No, it was a lot of fun. Thank you guys. We got above and beyond. Thank you guys so much. We got to go back after uh the baby. Maybe. After baby.

54:50Yeah. Make it a tradition. Yearly. Make it a yearly thing or something. Go to the max win.

54:58I need the max win. Um Sam, I for I forgot Sam had like a real degenerate gambler moment. And I mean that as a

55:06compliment. She was out like you remember Sam? Are you here?

55:11She was like on the casino floor at 8 a.m. with a [ __ ] Bloody Mary. Oh yeah, that was pretty epic. I was like, "Yo,

55:20we were getting breakfast and she walked up to our table uh to come meet up with us and was just like, "Wow, this is this is some real Vegas." A bloody Mary.

55:28Yeah. I've been gambling all morning. But you cleaned up, right, girl? Uh, no.

55:35Did you have fun? No. I I sat down. I lost $100 instantly, but then I ultimately came back up. Overall, I

55:42didn't end super down. I was okay. Good for you. Anita Max win.

55:51anyway, that's about it. Chat is asking we didn't finish the uh strip club story. I had so much fun. I I don't want to out anyone. I don't know. Not going

56:00to say names, but yeah, a few of us went to strip club. Guys and girls, Ethan and I were sleeping. Yeah, they they were sleeping. I wasn't going to a [ __ ]

56:09strip club anyway. And like I feel like as a as the boss, I got to avoid Yeah. I don't want to be at the strip club with y'all. That's the not that's not the

56:18vibe I want to for rap be boss man. Uh my my girlfriend and I went to Meow Wolf

56:25after when people were at the strip club. You you guys should have came with us next time. Oh yeah. I wish I went with Cam. I fell asleep in this strip

56:33club. I was right in front and I just was like this. That is so iconic, bro.

56:37Those girls must have felt horrible about the I wasing him. I'm like There was one dancer came by. She was so nice.

56:43I'm like, "I'm going." I was about to say, "I'm going." She's like, "Where are you going?" I'm like, I was about to say to my wife, "That sounds kind of mean."

56:48I was like, "Oh, over there." To my wife. You don't want to You don't want to confess that you kiss kind Yeah. I

56:55don't know. I was clapping cheering for them. Yeah. I was enjoying.

57:00They're really talented. For real. It's amazing what they can do. The strength like dancewise. Yeah. They do all that crazy flipping and sliding and [ __ ]

57:09Holding themselves up. Some Some of them just look like they were floating and like upside down on the pole. Like her legs were up and she's just like holding herself without her arms. It's amazing.

57:19They have classes apparently. Are they topless?

57:22Yeah, but they're wearing under or they're wearing bottoms.

57:26Majority of them. And um that's got to be good exercise. It's kind of a vibe to get paid and work out.

57:32I mean, isn't that everyone's dream? So many groups of old men that were definitely all married. Loved it.

57:40Yeah. Yeah. I just I don't know. It's Vegas, baby. It's Vegas, baby. Including our Uber driver. I was going to say that was that was my that was my highlight of the night. Can we show that video?

57:50There's no nudity in it, is there? That story is [ __ ] amazing. Ian on their way home.

57:58By the way, the ladies were the one that were passionately spearheading the strip club uh visit just to I want to speak in defense of my boys. Yeah, I'll take

58:06credit for it. I totally wanted to go and that's not a that's not a judgment.

58:09That's not a combination. I just want to I want to support my boys. Oh,

58:12absolutely. They're good boys. They were dragged along to one before. Me neither. And I've only ever Postmates from one,

58:19but I've never been to the club. You Postmates one? Wings, right? Yes, I got wings. There's a very iconic strip club

58:26in Atlanta that has the best wings like on earth. And I Postmates from That is the most damn thing ever. Eggs and legs.

58:34I was I was telling Ethan there's a strip club in Dearborn that has hell steak which is so wild. It's funny. A

58:41lot of them have a great omelet bar they have there. Omelet who's eating breakfast at the strip club

58:50the [ __ ] you ever been to the strip club buffet? It's phenomenal. 10 a.m. special buddy.

58:57Oh my. Thank you by the way to uh wow that's a Russian name that I have no clue how to pronounce it but thank you

59:04for the 20 gifted it's where is it I want to see now it's like

59:15there's only three things right here look the back end's being all it doesn't show no it doesn't show me that one weird

59:23it's all I see looking for the gifted all right so anyway thank Thank you. Um,

59:35Uh, further drama. We got the Bivo updates. I wonder if we should save that or if it's hyped for Monday. You can

59:42hype it for Monday. Let's see. There's so much. The Bivo drama is really phenomenal. This kid needs a He needs a reality. I'm not going to lie. I want it

59:50to stay on. Leave it to Beaver. Somebody said, "Leave it to Beo." Nothing giant has changed. It's just he's released a few

59:59There's one specific one I want you to watch that's Dude, he's so hyped. That puffer is hype as [ __ ] Yeah, I love the color and the chain. He's [ __ ]

1:00:06killing it, man.

1:00:09And all that cuz I'm Oh, yeah. Here's his name. People be Brandon. His real last name is Bevis and I did not know that.

1:00:17I'm not a part of this, you know, like I'm not a part of that life and I want to just have good content on my page.

1:00:22But when I'm getting sent loads of videos regarding this whole Sydney matter, um it is just getting to me a little bit and it's getting to Sophia.

1:00:31Um and it just isn't fair on her, you know? So, I just wanted to clear some stuff up like I'm not the bad guy here,

1:00:40you know? That's what I You know what I mean? With whatever Sydney's saying about me. I've blocked her on everything because it's unfair and Sophia, as I

1:00:46keep saying. Um, but when I'm seeing two individuals just leeching and taking advantage of Sydney, well, I could say

1:00:54three individuals really. Um, it's petty. Like I've gave Sydney a platform.

1:01:00, 1 minuteI made her quit a job. She's now making a good income. She chose to do only frenzy, however you want to say that.

1:01:08Listen, good on you. Crack on in it. Do your thing.

1:01:11When you got leaches out there that are just leeching for views and I'm still living in your head free, it's crazy.

1:01:17And it's just like, why are you putting yourself in this position? I'm not the bad guy. I took you on holidays. I bought you anything you wanted. I didn't care. And not even that, I don't care.

1:01:27I'm not going to ask for it all. Sounds like a nice guy. He sounds like he did everything for I believe him. He said he's not the bad guy. So, I mean, he

1:01:35doesn't look sound like the bad guy to me.

1:01:38I do wish you all the best. Doesn't look like in a Guy Richie movie or anything.

1:01:44He's going to be here on Monday. We got to show some respect to I'm going to kiss I'm saying I believe I'm going to kiss the ring. Yeah.

1:01:52Let me see those sausage fingers. Don't swallow them. Should we keep watching this?

1:02:01Yeah. He says one thing that like made me laugh out loud. Okay. be like, "But just be careful who you're working with because it seems like I've been sent

1:02:09your videos. You seem so uncomfortable in half these videos." And I've seen one about you driving, which I know you can't drive anyway because of like your

1:02:19eye. I'm going to put it bluntly like you you can't even get a provisional. Do you know what I mean? It's um Yeah. And they're just using cold. Wait, why can't

1:02:28you drive? Cuz I know she has like a lazy eye. That's what she Why can't you drive? You can drive. That's not even what I was talking about, too. Like,

1:02:35that was crazier. That was not He's like, "Yo, and also you're blind." No, you can you drive with a lazy eye.

1:02:42Let's see. Well, I think you would have to be able to pass the eye exam. And if if you your vision is Maybe she's maybe

1:02:50her her condition is more complicated than I I had I had a high school teacher that he had the worst wonky I've ever seen in my life. And that [ __ ]

1:02:58drove a stick shift like no one's business. Okay. So, yeah, there you go. You know,

1:03:05is there some kind of corrective eye surgery you can get for that? I believe so. There is. Yeah. Yeah. Well, for some

1:03:13cases there is, but I'm sure certain cases are different. Yeah. Interesting.

1:03:19Reviews like fair enough. You're going out, you enjoying your content days, you're getting your content and that, but in a month's, two months time,

1:03:26they're going to move on to the next girl. And it is just petty. And I just there's so many [ __ ] boys out there.

1:03:33So many [ __ ] boys that just take advantage of women. It is it's wrong. It is wrong. And it is sad to see. But Sydney done what

1:03:42she'd done. Don't get me wrong. Our relationship was a bit rocky towards the end. She didn't Well, she didn't seems like she didn't trust me. Um so I went island.

1:03:52Um stuff got taken out of context. Um and she thought she watching. There's one line where he says, "Yeah, okay.

1:04:00, 4 minutesLet's keep it up, bees." In which I never would cheat on anyone. Um, yeah.

1:04:04And then, yeah, we we I end up saying that I've had enough. I can't put up with this no more. I've got stuff to do. I've got stuff to get on with. And yeah,

1:04:10it just we end up splitting up. So,

1:04:15yeah, as I say, good luck, Sydney. All the best. As I say, I don't want to argue. I don't want petty drama. I'm happy. I'm glad what's happened because

1:04:23I've met Sophia and Sophia is literally at the minute the love of my life. Oh my god, bro.

1:04:32She's pregnant apparently. Already at the minute. He said at the minute. Love my life. At this minute. Thank you,

1:04:40Sydney. Because uh if it wasn't for you,

1:04:42I wouldn't have fallen in love. The love of my life. How long have they been together? I think like literally when

1:04:50she announced she's pregnant, I'm like I don't even think they've been together long enough to have a positive pregnancy result. Oh my god, we have to ask.

1:04:58They've been together less than a month.

1:05:00, 5 minutesBut after it was like one week of dating and they're like she's pregnant, that's not possible, right? I Yeah, I don't

1:05:06know. Like even if you hit if you conceive at perfect ovulation time, then there's still like two weeks I think

1:05:14until you technically miss the period and maybe like five more days. So I don't know. It's a shame though cuz we the world needs another little beas.

1:05:24Yeah, we call them the beavers.

1:05:28Beaver Earth. We're so similar. So incense, everything happens for a reason. So thank Jesus for that. Thank God. Thank you, Jesus. But yeah, I don't

1:05:36Bivvo, we have I have so many questions for him. It's going to be really a fantastic episode. It's going to be fun.

1:05:45I personally I really do love him. And I will say it again. I was one of his early champions. Mhm. I brought this to

1:05:53the table when people they laughed in my face. They spit. They says, "Why are you watching this? Who cares?" And I said,

1:06:00, 6 minutes"Sorry, pipe down. Pipe down." Dan, also not to out you, but pipe down.

1:06:07Uh, yeah, it's true. Ethan was sending the Bivo clips before it really went viral. He was always dropping in the group chat. That's And I And I He's

1:06:16watching them at home, too. Cracking up and he'll be like, "Look, look what he's eating." And show Ela. I'm laughing. She goes, "I don't get it." I was like, "Did you not see what I just saw?"

1:06:26I was like living in Bivo World. No,

1:06:28nobody understood me. I think Dan now is the most invested. Like it's like he gets so [ __ ] hyped. We got Bivo update. Let's go.

1:06:38What do the Peaky Blinders have to say about Bivo? He's down.

1:06:45What? I only had one line I could say as a Peaky Blinder. That's That's That's And they didn't line up. [ __ ] blinder.

1:06:53[ __ ] blinders. That's the Ain't that right, Tom? I could get into Arthur a little bit, but I need a little little runup.

1:07:01That's all you got? That was your line. Peaky [ __ ] blinders.

1:07:07Well, I didn't draw I didn't dress up like, you know, Charlie Chapman or whatever. Charlie Chapman. [ __ ] Pey Blinder. I'm a [ __ ] Peaky Blond.

1:07:17You kind of got like a Bert the Chimney sweep thing going on, too. Oh, that guy.

1:07:22Was that guy from Mary Poppins? He had a really funny accent. Oh, cheerio bite. It's funny.

1:07:31iconic. That's what British people sound like. What are you talking about? Isn't that Dick Van Dyke? He's not even British. Oh, dude. Okay. The original

1:07:41Mary Poppins movie is so iconic. And Dick Van Dijk shredded and was charming.

1:07:48And Mary Poppins was very charming, too.

1:07:51I remember I think I as a child I remember I think it was the first time I was like that's that that's a beautiful woman. Maybe I discovered my not in like a sexual way, but like I was like, "Oh,

1:08:03maybe I I had a moment of like I'm attracted to women." Maybe was Mary Poppins your sexual No, no, she was very

1:08:10pretty though. The actress. Oh, she wasn't She wasn't sexual. She's just very pretty. Julie Andrews was your sexual awakening. Hold on. I don't even

1:08:18know who the actress is. Mary Poppins. I think that's You know, you probably aren't the only one.

1:08:24Again, she's not walking around in a thong. Mary Poppins original. I I Let's see. Yeah, let's pull it up.

1:08:31Yeah, she's super pretty. Um the character was I love this movie,

1:08:36man. She's the goat when it comes. I don't know if I've seen this movie. Oh, for real? It's really cool. Yeah, it's a great movie.

1:08:45Was it an was that based on a story or was this like an original screenplay?

1:08:50um kind of sort of like they Disney made that movie um about the creation of it

1:08:58first, right? I don't know if the kids would like it. It's pretty old, but you might like it. Children's fantasy novels.

1:09:05Who's the actress? Let me see. Julie Andrews. She's so amazing.

1:09:10I'm seeing people back you up in the chat. Okay, good. Seeing other people say Julie Andrews was was my awakening. though. M Wait, she's still around.

1:09:20She's still alive. No way. Same with Dick. Dick Van Djk, too. Wait, he's still alive? He's like 95. He's super old. She's 88. See, there's something in the [ __ ] production of that movie.

1:09:30Got these people little Yeah. Maybe the magic's real. With the medicine.

1:09:37Yeah. Here she is from Mary Poppins. You know, I I was a kid. I don't know how old I was. I was a child. I was like,

1:09:43"Oh, she's she did it for you. She's beautiful and you know what I mean? Mhm.

1:09:49Spoonful of sugar, my dude.

1:09:52Yeah. She's got an umbrella that flies and [ __ ] and she can do magic. Mhm. I was I was always so jealous. Like she

1:10:00, 10 minutesdoes a magic and cleans the room for them. Oh. And I was like, "Oh, dude,

1:10:06that would be the [ __ ] that did for you." Huh. And then spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down. You heard that before? I've heard it, but I didn't know what. It's a Mary Poppins song.

1:10:18This is me and Mary Poppins.

1:10:21What's popping? Mary come around here often.

1:10:27Stroking as hard and fast as you can. I can tap dance.

1:10:34Yeah, but you know that um the chimney sweep guy and Mary Poppins, they

1:10:44definitely did for sure. I think they [ __ ] even when he was covered in the soot, too. You know, that's part of the joy. Yeah, they just couldn't wait.

1:10:55She was She was sort of an awakening for me in Princess Diaries, the old lady. I should like your Yeah, you got a you got

1:11:03a good point there, dude. Wait, Princess Diaries. She was the queen of Geneva. Was that how you say? Oh, was that her?

1:11:10Yes. Well, she Yeah, she was not Anne Hathaway. Anne and Hathaway. No, I know Anne Hathaway is not. Yeah. Oh, but she was in this movie. Mhm. Oh, so yeah, I I see where you're coming from. So, wait,

1:11:20what? So, you were saying that again, AB wanted to [ __ ] the grandma. She's a pretty older woman.

1:11:30Okay, cool. You're still popping. Right on.

1:11:34Sick. Pretty cool. Sick, dude. She's still going. That's great. People are green. $2 donation from Josh. Julie is and will always be a smoke show. Oh,

1:11:45show. I love that's my like favorite way to describe a beautiful woman.

1:11:52Smoke show, baby. All right. So, um, anyway, we love you, Bivo. We'll see you on Monday.

Chapter 10: Jay Shetty Expose Article & Interview With Writer

1:12:00, 12 minutesMeanwhile, we've got the author in the chat room or the Zoom meeting is his name. John John McDerma. So, this is

1:12:10John uh who wrote this article. I'll pull up right here. Uncovering the higher truth of J Shetty by the Guardian. And here he

1:12:20is dressed like what is this outfit, man? It's like he's wearing Is this look like a like 70s disco outfit? Like what is he doing?

1:12:28Idiot. What are you wearing? Even that pisses me off. The hands are a bit robotic. Yeah, loosen up. Nice and big though, jackass.

1:12:40Uncovering the higher truth of J.

1:12:41Shetty. Now, this is a profile by uh John McDermott and it is a long This guy dived in deep.

1:12:53and it covers a lot of ground and there's lots of good stuff and a few negative stuff. So, what we're going to

1:13:00, 13 minutesdo today is completely ignore all the good stuff which probably like what 90 80 or 90% of it would you say? Yeah. Or

1:13:08neutral stuff? Neutral. I'd say about yeah 80% maybe. So we're gonna ignore all that. Makes sense. Look at that Austin Powers get up right there. Why is he wearing this stuff? Yeah, baby. Yeah.

1:13:19This is his fit in my uh in the carbon cutter that we have here. Yeah, baby. Oh [ __ ] Iconic look. That's an iconic look. Yeah, baby.

1:13:29Um is he in the chat? Uh I'll let him in right now if you're ready. Mhm. Okay. Uh stand by and let me just get this connected up.

1:13:38Here he is in the people's choice award.

1:13:40Santa Monica, California at another award show. Man, don't you have some monks to inspire.

1:13:46He called him the Tom Cruz of Krishna. All right, we have uh John on the line.

1:13:53John, can you hear us? Yeah, I can hear you guys. What' you say, John? I hope you're not maligning J. Shetty today. That's what you say his last name is,

1:14:01right? What? You said malign. What?

1:14:06Yeah. Not not anywhere close to the word malign.

1:14:09What's your last name? John Mcder. My name is John. My name's John McDermott. We actually we met before,

1:14:16Ethan. You and I. Yo, Met. I remember. It's all connected.

1:14:22Yeah, I profiled you years ago. Remember from M magazine? Wait, wait, wait. We met. I interviewed you for like 3 hours.

1:14:29No [ __ ] way. Oh my god. No shot. No shot. No shot. I'm sat with you for Take no offense, Ethan. Memory selfish. Like

1:14:38it was a call. Okay. Ethan, I profiled you for Mel magazine. I wrote a story about you. Very early in both of our years. This is probably like probably online, but I still don't believe it.

1:14:49Was it nice? It was nice. I was a fan. You were? Huh?

1:14:56Where? Where'd I lose you today?

1:15:01The switch from, you know, live streamers. I couldn't keep I can't keep up with the live streams, you know. I've got work to do. I understand. Well, um,

1:15:10John, thanks for calling in. J Shetty has brought us back together.

1:15:13Absolutely. All roads lead to building. So, thank you for calling in. First of all, I don't know

1:15:21if you know that we've had somewhat of a silly um kind of light-hearted uh obsession

1:15:29with J. Shetty. Um, so I' I'm like dialed in. I think I'm the only one that's ever called into question his

1:15:35credentials, his character, his um the color, motivations, his eye color. Yeah,

1:15:42his eye color we suspect may be a procedure.

1:15:47You know, it wouldn't shock me the levels that he's gone to to to deceive and his levels of dishonesty. It wouldn't shock me at all if he were

1:15:56wearing contacts or even got some type of cosmetic procedure for his eyes. Ooh.

1:16:00, 16 minutesSo tell tell me walk me through the process of being assigned or deciding to write this story and kind of where you

1:16:09started and um and did it end up where you expected or what was the journey like? Yeah. And uh

1:16:17I'm glad you asked this question because when I really started to dig into Jay and discover a lot of the stuff that made it into the investigation, his

1:16:24publicity team tried to kind of portray me as some kind of obsessed ban or obsessed hater. That would be me. Yeah.

1:16:35I did not know who Jetty was until his publicity team invited me to write about him for Esquire magazine.

1:16:44Oh, so they invited you. Yes,

1:16:48absolutely. He was doing publicity for his new book. The book that came out uh he either came out early 2023 or very

1:16:56late like late December 2022, but early 2023 he came out with eight rules of love and he was going on a book tour for

1:17:05it and I was a contributor to Esquire. I had written a profile about another self-help influencer that is represented

1:17:14by the same PR agency that represents Jay.

1:17:18So they emailed Espire and they were like, "Hey, we have this other client of ours. He has a new book coming out. He's going on tour. We liked what John did

1:17:26with our other client. Would you would he be willing to come out to the LA show and cover his book?" My editor asked me

1:17:33if I was up for it and uh I wasn't too hip on it, but sometimes,

1:17:38you know, a gig is just a gig. And that's what I went in into it thinking.

1:17:42I was like, you know, I'm just going to go execute this assignment and work on something else. So, I will admit when I first met Jay, I was a little

1:17:51unprepared. I had made it like 75% of his way through his second book. Had not read his first book. uh met with Jay at

1:17:59a hotel in Santa Monica, kind of right on the beach. He was staying in a swanky hotel. We had lunch. We did an

1:18:06interview. And my initial kind of thought and my initial kind of take on this piece was that we're now kind of

1:18:14living culturally through this moment where Western capitalism is kind of subsuming all of this eastern spiritualism and kind of watering it

1:18:21down and it's kind of being mixed in with influencer culture and kind of wellness culture and just kind of like a take on the entire wellness space and

1:18:29how it's got some kernels of truth to it but it's kind of mostly [ __ ] But my impressions of Jay at that time were

1:18:37that he was just kind of corny. You know, I just thought he was kind of lame, which, you know, it's not a crime,

1:18:43but I did not expect that it would go this deep. So,

1:18:48I think it, you know, I think I was like, "All right, well, maybe I'll make fun of him a little bit in this profile,

1:18:54but then I go to his live show and I was pretty appalled by what he did at his live show." And that's what kind of I didn't know he did a live show. So, what is his lifestyle like?

1:19:04It's first of all, it's more than three hours long. It's close to three and a half hours long. There was an intermission. It's him on stage just

1:19:13kind of doing a variety show, but with a self-help twist. So, the first segment,

1:19:19he opened it with a rap, which I don't know if you know his a microphone tattoo. Yeah. His original aspiration in life was to be a rapper.

1:19:30Oh. um before them.

1:19:34This was like so if you go in the article I show one piece of evidence I unearthed is this really old YouTube

1:19:40video of him rapping at a Hari Krishna event when he was 18. Yo, can you pull that? It's so so he got it pulled from

1:19:50the internet during the course of my reporting. But there's a web arp guide link that is linked in the piece and that should be able to pull open the uh

1:19:58the video. Love that. Yeah, he's wearing I I think he's wearing like a Shady Aftermath t-shirt. He's like on stage rapping. I think he wanted to be Eminem.

1:20:07You know, he wanted to be a rapper. So,

1:20:10where was he going with this? You're at the live show. Yeah. And he did something that you found gross. Uh yeah,

1:20:16he did a couple things I found to be kind of gross. He brought this woman on stage and he was, you know, talking about, you know, distraction and how we

1:20:25can't be present because of our because of our phones. again, really kind of basic unoriginal stuff that you can find

1:20:32anywhere, which is Jay's MO. Um, and he's like, "Well, to demonstrate, you know, the need to be present, I'm going

1:20:39to put you in this sensory deprivation chamber." And on stage, he had kind of kind of deacto sensory deprivation

1:20:47chamber, just kind of black curtains in this box. And he put this woman in there and put noiseancelling headphones on her

1:20:55and just made her sitting there while we watched from a live feed just watching this woman kind of uncomfortably fidget

1:21:03inside the century deprivation chamber before you 3,000 people. Did she know that you guys were watching? I don't

1:21:10think he even told her that. Oh, that's if I'm remembering correctly even Yeah.

1:21:15I was like that's kind of bizarre. And then the thing that really found me really struck me as exploitive and

1:21:22inappropriate was that he asked the question to the audience. He was like,

1:21:27you know, who's who's someone here who's been having trouble with a relationship in their life. And that could be anybody, right? Like everyone has trouble. Sure. Yeah. The relationship.

1:21:36Yeah. So he brings this woman on stage and she tells this, you know, very moving sad story about how she's been estranged from her brother for years.

1:21:45They haven't talked. And then Jay makes her call her brother on stage in front of everyone. Whoa. Oh, that's a Tony Robbins thing. I [ __ ] hate Tony.

1:21:54Yeah, I I hate That's so gross. Whoa.

1:21:58And I guess it was supposed to be a lesson in confronting things that you're avoiding. Uh anyway, but I I thought it

1:22:05was pretty bizarre. So, the call goes to voicemail and Jay takes her phone. Oh my god. It's it's call cancel and immediately recalls the same number to try to get this guy to answer. I mean,

1:22:16he took the phone. He did this himself through her phone. Doesn't pick up again. And then Jay instructs this woman

1:22:24to leave a voicemail. And we just listen to this woman pour her heart out to her brother who she's been estranged from

1:22:32for years. And uh it was deeply uncomfortable. I distinctly remember the woman who was sitting two seats to my

1:22:39right. She audibly said, she said, "This is mortifying." Wow. I had to agree. So,

1:22:46I talked to some other people who had been going to who had gone to that show and were fans of Jay's previously and

1:22:54they said, "I didn't enjoy it. The vibes were all off." It had very much kind of a Joel Austin kind of mega church

1:23:02somewhere in rural Colorado kind of vibe. Yeah. Uh, but people, a lot of people ate it up. The people I was

1:23:10friends with were pretty he had my similar feelings. So then I was like, well, what do we know about this guy?

1:23:17And I started to look online and that's when things really kind of took off.

1:23:21That's very interesting. So the the uncomfortability that you got on this watching his live

1:23:28show was the motivation for you to dig and ask questions more about who this guy was. Yeah. I I hate that that Tony

1:23:37Robbins [ __ ] Like Tony Robbins made this um documentary. This is an aside,

1:23:41but for Netflix that was supposed to be super inspiring. Yeah. And I found it so creepy and I was like, "Wow, this guy is

1:23:48[ __ ] sick." Like really. And he does his whole [ __ ] is doing like exactly like you described, which is like um it's like putting people on the spot

1:23:56with something that should be so personal and there's so much pressure on them. Well, it's also all fake cuz like

1:24:04you'll he'll be like, "Yeah, call and make and resolve the issue with your husband or whatever." And like he they're going to resolve it on the phone

1:24:11because like it's really awkward and weird and there's like a surge of emotion, adrenaline and stuff, but it's not going to fix the problem. Like I even we followed up on some of these

1:24:19cases and like it doesn't ever fix anything. The people they'll end up back on the same track as they were. Yeah.

1:24:27It's not real. Totally. Yeah. And when you're up on that stage, you don't want to be the one who ruins the show by not going along with it, right? So they

1:24:35pressure these people into doing these kind of public displays of emotion,

1:24:39which to your point are ineffective and not appropriate to begin with. So anyway, so then I started looking into his background and one thing, you know,

1:24:47one thing that kind of stuck out to me was that in reading his book, you know,

1:24:51here's this guy who markets himself as a monk, but then you read his book, so little of the content of his book is

1:24:58about his time as a monk or anything that he learned there. It is all just pop psychology that he's pulled from

1:25:05elsewhere and that you can find from any other number of sources. He's just basically an aggregator. He's just a

1:25:12he's a [ __ ] Buzzfeed list. And you're you're talking about Think Like a Monk.

1:25:18Well, I actually read his second book first because that was the one that was new at the time and that's the one that I was supposed to read covering be

1:25:25covering. Uh and that one's about uh you know, how to better manage your relationships. It's called Eight Rules

1:25:32of Love. But I subsequently read his first book and you know, I have them right here. I, you know, I don't think like I'm I'm on the live stream, but I

1:25:40can show you my extremely heavily annotated versions of both of his books where I just kind of painstakingly went through every single claim that he made

1:25:48about himself. Wow. Which was kind of part of the investigation. Yeah. I mean,

1:25:52can you see me right now? Yeah, everyone can see you. Can you not see us? Just making sure I can see you. I wasn't sure if I was on the on the live stream.

1:26:01Yeah, every everybody can see everything except this is my this is my copy of

1:26:08Love did deep reading. Yeah, that's a lot of annotations.

1:26:12Yeah. Oh my goodness. That's a that represents a lot of hours of work. Huh.

1:26:18I mean, I've been working on this legitimately for nearly a year. And so so anyways, uh I start to look online

1:26:27and then I come across Nicole Arbor's video. Uh, I don't know if you know the Nicole Arbor video that was released I want to say 2020 or 2019. Isn't that the

1:26:37girl who Yeah, like a YouTuber. She's a YouTuber. Yeah. Wait, what what happened with Nicole Arbor and J Shetty? She was the first person to call out J Shetty.

1:26:46Oh, what? Yeah, she has a video four years ago being like, "He's full shit." What? Yeah. Yeah. Wait, hold on. Arbor.

1:26:56She She a trailblazer on hating J Chevy.

1:26:59I sent I sent the link. Yeah. I mean, no shot. She was like uh when I was coming up, everyone was just like [ __ ] on her for being like, "What was it for?"

1:27:10She made a video like uh dear fat people, one of those things where she's like, "You're fat and everybody hates you cuz you're fat and you suck." And we're like, "Geez, for no reason." She

1:27:18has a controversial past to But four years ago, here it is. Sure enough, Jay Shetty is full of [ __ ] with 50% down votes. People are riding for their boy.

1:27:28Yeah. Yeah, I'm one of them as a fan.

1:27:31But, you know, she pointed out some very clear examples of Jay being a rampid plagiarist. And that's what really pink.

1:27:39Yeah. You know, plagiarism makes me so upset. And I don't know why culturally

1:27:46we're so quick to excuse it. I don't know why people gave [ __ ] Jerry a free pass. I don't know why they gave the fat Jewish a free pass.

1:27:55So, I mean, Ethan, you can attest to this. It's so difficult to make a career as a creative professional. The idea

1:28:03that you're going to build your career by stealing other people's original work and passing it off with your own, it's it really rubs in the wrong way. I hate,

1:28:11by the way, I made a whole um video essay about [ __ ] Jerry like a few years ago. I hate that guy. That guy sucks so bad. Yeah, they're all [ __ ] terrible.

1:28:22And recently there's that video that came up uh what was his channel where he he made a video exposing so many channels on YouTube that uh H Bomber

1:28:31Guys video. Yes. H Bomber Guy. Oh, did you see that? The H Bomber guy about plagiarism. You would love that. Yes.

1:28:36No, but you should check it out. So many channels will just do like video essays and the whole thing is just plagiarizing outer sources like word for word. Yeah.

1:28:46Word for word.

1:28:48But here's the problem is by the time you know the fat Jewish or [ __ ] Jerry get found out or in this case J Shetty they're already so famous that they can

1:28:56retain their following. Yeah. And then they can they can revert to creating some original content or they can revert to you know still using other people's

1:29:05content but giving them credit which is still kind of an ethical and legal gray area. And by that time everyone was like

1:29:12all right well you know they made some mistakes when they were younger but it's fine. But it's like, but they never would have gotten that famous had they not done that in the first place. So,

1:29:21but aside from Well, I'm not familiar with the plagiarism claims. Like, how what was he stealing?

1:29:28Just other people's social media posts or you know, famous people's quotes. And did you did you pull up that? Yeah. So,

1:29:35hold on. We actually saved a bunch of examples because I'm I'm quite curious.

1:29:38I want you know, let's see. J Shetty, if you want uh daily inspiration, come and find me on Instagram. Most people don't

1:29:47start because they don't want to be seen starting at the bottom. Don't be most people. So, so what did he steal in this AB? So, scroll. That's July. And then if you go a month earlier down below in

1:29:55June, this person tweeted basically the same thing. Or most people never start because they don't want to be seen striking from the bomb. That's like

1:30:02verbatim. Yeah. So, a year later he or was it a month later? Month later. He just ripped it word for word. That's

1:30:09crazy. Totally. I mean, just So, is it the same verbatim plagiarism? So it's did you find that it's the same in his

1:30:17book like the self-help stuff? No, by that time so this happened before the book. By that time, by the time he was

1:30:25writing the book, he had gotten better about crediting other sources. But the thing that kind of pinged my radar about

1:30:33that is that it's so easy to get caught plagiarizing online. Mhm. It does wasn't though for when he was doing this it

1:30:42felt like you could get away with it but now as technology and people have become more keen to it then everybody's who did it is getting busted now. Absolutely.

1:30:52So, but even if at the time some people were getting away with it, you have to think that it's so incredibly easy to pull up this post, pull up that post,

1:31:02show them side by side, go the respective timestamps, and then it's very clearly an act of plagiarism. So,

1:31:09my thought process was, well, if he was willing to plagiarize so brazen, what else is he willing to lie about? And that's when it really kind of kicked

1:31:17into high gear. I found all these Reddit threads from people.

1:31:21They were anonymous, but people claiming, "Hey, I'm from Jay's religious community. I know him personally. He's

1:31:28full of [ __ ] He's as fraudulent as it gets." And I started reaching out to them. And that's when it kind of entered a new phase. Whoa. I want to read this one here. He plagiarized Tony Robbins,

1:31:39which is interesting. As we know, he stole his whole stick. Tony Robbins. His whole flow, man. Tony Robbins. Uh Tony

1:31:47Robinson's got gigantism and and he and J Shetty has the eyes. You need a twist, like a physical twist.

1:31:54Do what you did in the beginning of a relationship and there won't be an end,

1:31:57said Tony Robbins. J Shetty said, "Do what you did at the start of your relationship and there won't be a finish." Okay, so he two words. Yeah, he

1:32:06changed he changed the name. Here's another one. Here's the thing. Tony and Jay are friends. This is Jay is just a

1:32:14symptom of a systemic issue which is that this whole kind of wellness influencer industry. They all just kind of pass

1:32:22each other around on each other's podcasts. They support each other.

1:32:26That's why no one wanted to speak out about Jay because they're all in on the hustle together. Yes. He shows up on their podcast. They show up on his podcast. They get a little bit bigger.

1:32:35He gets more legitimate. It's all just a a big hustle for all these people. What do you have any thoughts on this dude Darmman who he who I've flagged down as

1:32:45a being a kind of a weird shady dude and also with a with a dubious background too and where he comes from. Um and

1:32:54they're like best friends and they do a podcast together.

1:32:58Oh, they still do a podcast together or I don't know if they still do. I think they do. I think that they do. I'll I'll verify but at least as of a few months

1:33:06ago because we do Yeah. Yeah. I know Darmman had uh held up J Shetty and kind

1:33:13of helped launch his career early on. Um but I I did not know who Darmman was until I started looking into J Shetty.

1:33:20Again, this was an entire world that I was Yeah, you should look into Darmman next if you're looking for an assignment cuz that guy's a weirdo, too. But this is funny. He goes, um this one is just a

1:33:30like a anonymous quote. I think people forget that having an experience doesn't have to mean skydiving, going to every

1:33:38contract, or parting till 1 5 a.m. It can be a meaningful talk with someone you love on a quiet Saturday night. And now here he wrote he rewrote it, but he

1:33:47put his he wrote his [ __ ] name in to the meme. Yeah, he would put his name and sometimes his watermark on there as you know as if it was a Jetty original.

1:33:56He changed the day as well. Oh, that's Oh, so it's original. It's a Friday night, not Saturday. Friday is good.

1:34:03That's smart. That's good. I feel that on Friday. He said, "Having experience doesn't have to be skydiving, doing drugs, or partying until 4:00 a.m. It can be a deep conversation on a quiet

1:34:12Friday." Man, it's incredible how little he changed it. He just doesn't he didn't give a single [ __ ] There was another really good video I watched early on that inspired me to take a deeper look,

1:34:22and that was by uh Kaya's World, another YouTuber, Kea.

1:34:29Uh if you look at that one, that one's actually very well done. She is a she's a former journalist by trade, newspaper journalist who has started her own

1:34:37channel kind of calling out the wellness industry and just the various people within it. But that that one was uh

1:34:44influential. Jetty is a fraud. This one he used to be. Oh, that's so interesting. It doesn't have a lot of views. This is from a year ago. It

1:34:52doesn't she does great work and does not does not have a viewership that reflects the quality of her Well, let's give her a shout out. Ka's world. J Shetty is a

1:35:01fraud because, you know, he's got that YouTube. He's got his He's got his finger on the faucet, man. He says,

1:35:06"Uh-uh." to that video. He's whispers in the CEO's weird, you know, cuz he's at everyone's wedding. He's doing brises now. Did you know that?

1:35:14He's doing what? He's doing brises now.

1:35:18He's He's, you know, now in He's mixed in every damn thing, man. It's crazy. He did officiary. He interviewed He

1:35:26interviewed the [ __ ] president of the United States. He interviewed Biden in the White House. Yeah. Like an extended

1:35:34sitdown interview. Biden does not give exclusive interviews anymore because he's old as [ __ ] because of his age and

1:35:40he's so prone to gaffs. But Jay Shetty got to sit in the Oval Office next to President Biden and give an exclusive interview with him about the

1:35:49administration's mental health initiatives when Jay has no mental health qualifications. I mean, I can't.

1:35:56It's just so ridiculous. Yeah. His The first time I noticed this guy was two

1:36:02years ago, was it? When he beat us for a a Streamy Award for best podcast. I was

1:36:10like, "Who the [ __ ] is J Shetty and why is he beating me?" And I just I was like, "Wow, okay, this guy J Shetty." The next year, he's nominated again,

1:36:18same category, beats me again. That's when the war begins. Not just against Jay, but the entertainment, the uh this

1:36:26is I've killed a man. Uh but they'll never find me. Um but anyway, Ethan, I I thought about you early in my

1:36:34investigation because I found So Jay actually has two YouTube channels. He has the one for his podcast which is very popular, but he has a less popular one that is just his personal channel.

1:36:45Uhuh. And on his personal channel, he has a video about how to read a book a week. And it reminded me of Tai Lopez,

1:36:55one of your one of your early targets.

1:36:57But if you watch the watch the video of Jay, his keys to reading a book a week are to not read the book. He just tells

1:37:05you how to skim through a book. Ty. That was Ty. That's basically what he said.

1:37:09How do How do not read New York? He's a New York Times bestselling author telling you like, "Oh, yeah. You don't need to read this. Just [ __ ] You're

1:37:18right. And at least just [ __ ] skip through." You know, Tai Lopez is the guy that bought Radio Shack, you know, like there nobody's really taking him that

1:37:25seriously. Wait, is that legitimate? He did. He bought Radio Shack and turned it into a cryptocurrency. Oh my god. I don't even know what it means, but he

1:37:34did. He bought it for like $15 million cuz they were about to go bankrupt.

1:37:38It's interesting you bring it. Yeah. Go ahead. You know, I have a question for you. I always feel like self-help people

1:37:45in general, and I will generalize in this case, I feel like they're always all a fraud. And that's a hard

1:37:52statement, but do you because you said you you wrote about another guy before. Do you uh it was a woman named Tanks.

1:38:00, 38 minutesOkay. against somebody who wasn't really on my radar until I got an assignment from her. And look, I'm not against self-help,

1:38:08every single self-help influencer. Do I believe there are people out there that can help people? Sure, absolutely. But I think if you are going to pose yourself

1:38:16as someone who teaches life lessons, who teaches you how to live a better life,

1:38:21then the bar for you should be exceptionally high. Mhm. And in the case of Jay, he marketed himself

1:38:31dishonestly and uh you know because one piece of criticism and kind of defense of Jay that I keep getting is people are

1:38:39like well so what? So you know he misrepresented his past. He's still out there helping people. So what? And I I find that piece of criticism so baffling

1:38:48because the implication is that it's okay to lie to get it. Yeah. It's okay to lie to achieve a goal, which is in of

1:38:57itself kind of a ethically complex kind of idea, but it's kind of crazy when

1:39:04you're somebody who markets yourself as this virtuous holy man and meanwhile you're being dishonest about who you are. I just I can't believe people's

1:39:12standards for their, you know, spiritual gurus would be so low. I I I tend to agree with you, Ela. My thing with self-help people is like,

1:39:24no, I don't I feel that nobody's really saying anything unique ever. But the part the whenever I get the red flag,

1:39:30and a lot of it self- apparent, you know, but whenever I get the red flag,

1:39:34it's when they start selling these courses. And Jay, I didn't know until recently, he's selling courses. He's selling selling courses and he's selling university,

1:39:44fate credentialed universities.

1:39:47So one, you know, to my earlier comment about when a lot of people would respond, they would be like, "All right,

1:39:52well, what's the harm being done?" So he's lied a little bit. You know, Eli, I got a lot of people saying the same thing you said. It's like all these people are full of [ __ ] Who cares if there's another [ __ ] self-help

1:40:01person? But when you are charging people $7,000 Yeah. for a life coach based on fraudulent claims about who you are.

1:40:10That is material harm being done. And not only was he being dishonest about his own qualifications, he was being

1:40:18falsely advertising the legitimacy of the school. And once I found this out,

1:40:22then things really kicked into high gear. So go ahead. Yeah. Yeah. I have I got that video of him rapping of that might be fun to watch. Here.

1:40:33Here it is. One sec. MC Remy D. Oh, MC Remy D. My boy.

1:40:42Let's see it.

1:40:57I think that's a shady aftermath. I can't see that. Wait, is he It's not a Slim Shady shirt. Yeah, Shady Aftermath.

1:41:03I believe that's Oh, that's a Slim Shady. Yeah, that's his clothing. Oh, he's definitely doing Slim Shady. Ah,

1:41:09mom's I can't see I can't make out the aftermath, but it obviously says Shady in the bigger screen. So, a note about this video. I want to make a note. Go

1:41:18ahead. So, this video is from summer of 2006. Oh, wow. Jay has repeatedly claimed that he had never met a monk until 2007.

1:41:28Liars. We got This video obviously obviously refutes that. Maybe he never turned around. Maybe that was the only

1:41:36monkey in the building, the guy playing the violin, and he never turned around.

1:41:39He's behind him. Look, keep watching the video. Okay. Okay. Maybe maybe it disproves it.

1:41:47Oh [ __ ] Yo. Yeah. No way. No way.

1:42:00, 42 minutesThe beat is good.

1:42:03Christmas service. purpose and aim and purpose still myself as a person's clearing perfecting

1:42:12in here I'm not the only one in a section here every person here trying to pass the KC lo in this world so severe

1:42:20more benefit than a whole career now let's hope you're there I feel incredible spirit

1:42:28incredible lyrics when I'm thinking my heart whatever possess the source which I go back and

1:42:37start the journey my soul and heart mostly

1:42:48I want to annotate it have you have you read the lyrics like every word he says no I have not I

1:42:55haven't we got to annotate this can we get a AI on this I actually want to know all the words I think it's important what we can do the audio is pretty muddy

1:43:04I found that shirt and the back of it says trust us. Yeah, it is a it is a shady shirt. We found it. It's a shisel. Yeah.

1:43:12So, where was I need to hire you guys as research assistants. You guys are good.

1:43:17Yeah, we're fast. We're good. And they they're working overtime on my ass. They got they have the hardest job in the world. Um, where did this take place?

1:43:26This freestyle.

1:43:28That was in France. So in Jay tells this origin story that he was totally uninterested in

1:43:36spiritualism. He didn't didn't have any type of spiritual life until one day when he's a freshman at the university

1:43:43uh at Cass Business School. Cass has since changed its name because the guy Cass was involved in the slave trade. So

1:43:51it's now BA's business school. But he's a freshman at Cass and a monk comes to give a lecture at the school and Jay is

1:43:59so incredibly in awe of this monk that he decides, you know what, this business life, that's not what I want. I want to

1:44:06go learn from this man. And that's what kind of sets him off on his, you know, spiritual journey, right?

1:44:14The problem with that story is that Jay grew up in the religious organization that the monk is from. He didn't meet a

1:44:22monk for the first time when he was uh at university as a freshman and this is again documented in the piece which I

1:44:30found documentary evidence showing to the con that contradicts that story that video being one of them. So the summer

1:44:38before he went to university which is when that video takes place he went on kind of like a youth group retreat

1:44:46through that religious organization to France and that religion Yeah. Wow. He's deeply embedded with the organization.

1:44:53His father was an accountant at one of the temples in London for That's such a weird lie. Did he just think it was like

1:45:01a better story to sell? Maybe just, you know, is it possible it's harmless and he's just trying to tell? He's like, "This is a better story for my mythos."

1:45:10Yeah, that's certainly possible. I mean, only Jay knows the reason why he would,

1:45:14you know, create this self- mythology about himself. Mhm. Um but cuz he wouldn't give me an interview when when

1:45:22I requested. So is that did he know your angle before or after when you requested? He did. So kind of taking a

1:45:31step back at first when I found all of these kind of Reddit threads being like,

1:45:35"Hey Jay, this guy's not who he says he is." I went back to Esquire and was like, "Look, I know you guys were looking for a fluffy profile of this guy, but all I have right now is a lot

1:45:44of smoke. It's no fire. I will admit I don't have the goods yet, but it seems like there's a lot here to warrant taking a deeper look in this. And they

1:45:53shut it down. They were like, "We want nothing to do with this." They were not interested in running an investigation.

1:45:58So, they killed the piece. Can I ask you, do they pay So, how does the it work? Do they pay you for your time up until that point?

1:46:07Typically, so good question. I hadn't submitted a draft yet. So, if you submit a draft and then the publication is

1:46:16like, "Yeah, we don't like this. We're not going to run it." Typically, they'll pay you like 50%. But I had not done that. So, they paid me, they were really

1:46:24concerned about the editors at Aspire were really concerned about running a foul of J's PR agency. And the PR agency,

1:46:34uh, you know, if you write poorly about one of their clients, they can be like,

1:46:38"Yeah, we're never letting you talk to any of our clients again." Who's that PR? I need a PR. I need those kind of PR, man. I need scary align PR. I'm going to connect Align. I need you.

1:46:49We need So, if you look, Align PR also represents Matthew. Yeah, they also represent Matthew McConn. I think they're really Hey, look. Come on. He doesn't his own self-help [ __ ] now.

1:47:01Yeah, he's a self-help grifter now, too.

1:47:03That's their whole thing, man. I tell you, I got now that I think about it, I think I could teach people some things. Yeah. I'm about to align myself. Yeah.

1:47:12You know what? Three school. I'm so sorry. I have to use the restroom so bad. I'm going to run and I'll be right

1:47:20back and then we'll continue the conversation. Uh, apologies.

1:47:26Let me ask you, do you have any opinions or are you familiar with Gary Vee? Oo,

1:47:33good. I've met Gary Vee before. You have? Uh, I I Yeah.

1:47:38um grabbed wings and played darts with them at South by Southwest uh years back. So before before I was

1:47:46like a magazine writer, I wrote for advertising age. I basic I covered I was a media reporter. I covered the media industry and yeah obviously Gary is a

1:47:55fixture within the media. Uh and at that time he was getting his advertising agency off the ground and so was being

1:48:02very kind of heavily applauded within the advertising industry. At that point he hadn't morphed into this you know

1:48:12public speaker influencer type of guy that he is now. And again I thought you know

1:48:20kind of corny but ultimately kind of probably pretty harmless. Mhm. Uh he's obviously he's taken a different uh road

1:48:29since then. Um with Gary, I mean, he's obviously, you know, just shares a bunch of benal

1:48:36platitudes uh online that to any discerning person, you know, they would appear hollow,

1:48:44which they are, but has Gary, you know, lied about who he is?

1:48:50I I don't know. you know, I mean, it's just different levels. And this is not a defense for Gary, you know, I the whole kind of influencer hustle is not something I'm interested in defending,

1:49:03with Jay, I think it's just it's a different level. Yeah.

1:49:10Different perspectives. Yeah. I was I was a Gary Vee fan for a while and then uh as more stuff came out, I'm sorry I

1:49:18missed the beginning of the conversation, but with the V friends and a few other things kind of lost me.

1:49:24Well, the thing with Gary and I think there's overlap with Jay and his life coaching school is now everyone thinks they're just going to be this wildly

1:49:32successful entrepreneur and that they're going to get to make their own hours.

1:49:37you know, they're gonna they're gonna this hustle culture thing where they're just going to be able to, you know, make six figures doing some fake email job,

1:49:45working remotely, traveling to Bali, you know, sending emails from beside the pool. And it's like life isn't like that. I mean, the crypto is the same

1:49:53thing. It's like there's this entire generation of people that think they're going to take the shortcut to success,

1:49:59which by virtue of my job as a journalist, I've interviewed a lot of successful people. And by and large,

1:50:06successful people are people who worked really hard for a long period of time until they broke through. It's just not Yeah. It's not as simple as these people

1:50:14make it seem. It's not like you get a life coaching certification and all of a sudden you're making 150 grand, you know, giving people unlicensed therapy through Zoom, right? Which is, you know,

1:50:26what the life coaching hustle kind of is. Wow.

1:50:30Yeah. Anyway, um, so just while Ethan is gone, I I'll just say I went to Esquire.

1:50:39Esquire killed the story. They didn't want anything to do with it. They kind of paid me some money to agree to kind of go away and agree that I wouldn't use anything from the interview. Yeah. Wow.

1:50:50A a small amount and not a lot. I mean,

1:50:53there's not a lot of money in journalism to begin with. Uh but they were just like, "Look, we'll pay you a kill fee."

1:51:00, 51 minutesEven though they technically didn't owe me one because I never submitted an article for them to even kill. It got killed before it even got to that stage.

1:51:09Um, but I told him I was like, you know,

1:51:11I'm going to take this I'm going to shop this around. I'm I'm an independent journalist. I I work as a contractor for publications, but I don't have any

1:51:19exclusivity with Esquire or any other publication. And so then I shopped it around. I ended up selling it to the

1:51:26Hollywood Reporter and then it got killed again for a second time. Oh my god.

1:51:33Uh Jay's publicist. Yeah. Okay. talked some [ __ ] to the editors there and kind of portrayed me as an unethical reporter

1:51:41and they were like, "Look, we don't want nothing to do with this." But eventually found a good home with The Guardian,

1:51:47which I cannot tell you how grateful I am for them because, you know, Jason said, you know, is between his

1:51:55publicists and his lawyers, he was pretty aggressively trying to get this story killed and yeah, they they stood tall, they resisted it. out UK press.

1:52:07Yeah, they're much more open to uh I'm surprised they have such like

1:52:13um such so much power over the the reports that actually go out. Like I'm surprised they don't want a story if

1:52:22it's true that they don't want a story just because it's negative, you Well, I mean, yeah, you would think, but it's also kind of a function of the state of

1:52:31journalism and the industry just being at such a low point right now. This kind of work, again, I've been working on this for a year and obviously there were

1:52:40lulls in the work, you know, I wasn't working heads down, non-stop. Yeah. 247 for a year straight. Uh but stuff like

1:52:48this takes time and takes money and it's labor intensive and with a lot of publications struggling um a

1:52:57lot of them are like look it's just not worth their time and it's not worth the potential legal fees if there is ever a legal battle. That's true. So I you know

1:53:06it's a calculation on their part as to whether or not they want to do it. But yeah, the reason why I went to uh the

1:53:13Guardian is because I read a previous piece in the Guardian about Jay and the author of that piece had since become

1:53:22the features editor and I could tell that he was a little slippery and I was like or I could tell that he was

1:53:29skeptical of Jay just by the wording of some of the stuff. So, I sent him an email and he was like, "You know, I always thought there was something a

1:53:36little shifty about that guy." And u by then I had done a ton of background research and created a a very detailed

1:53:44timeline showing why just showing that by Jay's own statements his story couldn't be true. I

1:53:50mean Jay is he's such a sloppy liar that he has contradicted himself and the timeline of events you know throughout

1:53:58his you know between his books and his many many interviews he you know he couldn't keep his own story straight so I want to get more into detail of some

1:54:06of this stuff specifically before that though coincidentally somebody posted this to our subreddit J Shett's been running ads on our [ __ ]

1:54:15show which is great I love that about him keep it you know what I mean like beggars can't be choosers Uh, John, I'm sorry. We're going to have to kill this

1:54:22interview. Uh, turns out, um, actually paying us right now. Jay, keep it coming. Please cut them off. Here's uh,

1:54:30Jay. Let's see what he's selling. This is for Does it say free training? That's not what it's called, is it? Let's see. Then

1:54:38this message is for you. In short, I've set a goal for myself to help change the lives of 1 billion people around the world. modest,

1:54:50but I can't do it alone. I'm looking for someone who is genuinely willing to learn and grow and wants to help others do the same. If that sounds like you,

1:55:00, 55 minutesthen I want to show you how you could turn your passion for helping and empowering others into a rewarding new career. Yeah, this this is like the most red flag [ __ ] ever. Such a red flag.

1:55:11Like, pay me so I can teach you how to make money. And let me guess, you make money by recruiting other people to make

1:55:18money, but this is so slimy. Like, you can't be selfish. You're very Yeah. You cannot do very astute. Very astute. So,

1:55:27well, where we can get into the life coaching stuff for Yeah. So, let me let me let me go. There's a few things specifically I'll ask you about.

1:55:34Um, so his backstory is suspicious. His monk credentials are suspicious. Then we get into the um

1:55:41theredit you know he go ahead he claims to have spent three years in India in you know contacting those people through

1:55:50Reddit I ended up talking to a bunch of people who are from uh the from Isa which is short for the

1:55:57international society for Christian consciousness kind of more colloially known as the Hari Krishna movement um

1:56:05don't know if any of you guys are familiar with Hari Krishna is They used to dress in orange robes and they would be out in public chanting Hari Krishna

1:56:13which is their mantra. Um they were once very kind of visible in the culture and kind of mocked but they've since kind of

1:56:21gone underground because they have a deeply controversial history. You know child sexual abuse, corporal abuse of

1:56:28children, uh you know marrying girls off to men twice their age. Uh

1:56:35you know conspiracy to quit commit murder. There's an excellent uh nice all the greatest hits. Yeah. Yeah. the

1:56:43greatest hits for a religious organization. But uh yeah, there's an excellent uh documentary on Peacock about them. Oh, I will watch. What's it

1:56:52called? Do you know? Yeah, I I don't remember. We'll look it up. Yeah, you can find it. So, I wanted to go back to

1:56:59the So, the J Shetty University, which cost $7,400 per term, um they claim that

1:57:06they offer qualifications equivalent to a master's degree. um despite what you found to be some

1:57:15problems with their accredit accreditation uh claims. So what did you find out about that claim? I really have to give

1:57:24credit on this to my editor at Sam Wolson because the the life coaching school my original take on it was that

1:57:31it's a pyramid scheme which we can kind of get into later but he was like well do we even know that it's accredited? So

1:57:39he was the one who really urged me to look into that and if you look on their marketing materials actually I mean they've since wiped this from the

1:57:46internet but he was saying that the J Shetty certification school which is Jay's life coaching school was

1:57:54affiliated with different universities in the UK and he named four different universities specifically. I contacted all of those universities and every

1:58:03single one was like we have nothing to do with J Shetty. We have never heard of the J Shetty certification school. We don't know why we're on his website. We will be crazy.

1:58:14I that was when it became really easy to show people that he was up to something no good. Again, you can wave your hand. You could be like, "Look, he,

1:58:26you know, he fibbed a little bit about his backstory. Every self-help influencer does it." But when you are falsely advertising your forprofit,

1:58:36that's a lie. Yeah, that's a Yeah,

1:58:38that's really bad. Yeah, that I mean that's you know Well, can I ask you if if he So he says he's affiliated with

1:58:45all these universities and the claim was that I guess you could take his um course take it to one of these

1:58:53universities and like resume a master's course or something. So that's crazy.

1:58:58So, was there any students though that attempted that that were like shut down?

1:59:03Not that I found. I mean, they might be out there, but uh you know, I did speak to some graduates from the school um but

1:59:11none of them were attending with the intention of you know, trying to earn some kind of master's degree, right? But uh you know he specifically said the

1:59:18University of Chichester or Chai Chester as us Americans would say uh would that

1:59:27completing the J Shetty certification school would help you obtain would be kind of the first step towards obtaining an MPA at that university. Wow. I

1:59:36contacted the university and the CMO of the university gave a pretty scathing rebuttal on the record in the piece. He

1:59:44was like, "We're very unhappy we're being mentioned by them. We want our names taken off and we will be contacting them immediately to have that done." So, every single one of these uh

1:59:53institutions distance themselves and uh from from the school including the regulatory agency that is supposed to

2:00:02accredit right that was the other part of I don't know how to say that. Ofqual.

2:00:06Ofqual. Ofqual is a regulatory agency in the UK, right? Yeah. That um they are a

2:00:16private exam certification company that evaluates and certifies accredit accreditation. Accreditations. Why is that word so weird for me to say?

2:00:25Accredit accreditation. Accredit accreditations. It's the DIT. The double D.

2:00:34Yeah. Accredit.

2:00:35It's like no accreditation accreditations. Okay. Anyway, um it also claims that offquill

2:00:44um which regulates all exams for schools and universities approved the qualifications according to their school's brochure. So that was an outright lie.

2:00:56I emailed offqual and I was like, "Can you tell me more about your accreditation process specifically as it pertains to the JSY certification

2:01:03school?" And they sent me the statement which is in the article. I mean you can do we have it here. Is this it? It

2:01:11should be in the article. I think we quoted them directly. AB is this it here or which one is it? Can you highlight it?

2:01:19It says um Oh, that's their direct quote.

2:01:25Offquil said it does not regulate the school's accreditation.

2:01:28An off an OFQquell spokesman wrote that the organization would be contacting the school to have references to OffQuquil removed from their website. Was that it?

2:01:38So, we didn't we didn't include the full quote, but I'm happy to share the email I received with you. Yeah, sure. Love

2:01:48that. Um, but I get the idea too at the same time. But I I do encourage everybody to do this. It's a good read,

2:01:55a good long read. Um, the Guardian. It's on the Guardian and it's called but um I'll link to the article in the uh episode description right now for

2:02:03anybody who wants to go read it. Good read. Uncovering the higher truth of J.

2:02:06Shetty. Yeah. I mean it's all there. The other thing that kind of surprised me was that he's getting dogged by his ex.

2:02:15Yeah. Caitana. Yes. How did that come about?

2:02:19So I started contacting these people on Reddit and uh there were a number of people who were from the Hari Krishna

2:02:27community in London. Uh British Indians who grew up in the Hari Christian faith.

2:02:33Um good people, decent people who are like look I cannot go on the record trashing J. Shetty as much as I would

2:02:41want to because I will be ostracized from my community. But trust that you are on you're on the right track.

2:02:48everything you're do your instincts are correct and they throughout this entire process I mean I developed kind of friendships with these people because

2:02:56I've been talking to them for a year they would kind of direct me into in the right direction be like you should look into this okay this claim doesn't quite

2:03:03make sense and then one day out of the blue I got uh a WhatsApp message and I

2:03:10don't typically use WhatsApp but in o overseas it's kind of the preferred messaging platform

2:03:18um from a woman being like, "Hey, I heard you're writing about Jay Shetty."

2:03:22I mean, I didn't even know it was a woman, but this first one was like, "Hey, I heard you're writing about Jake. Can I talk to you?" And then I was like,

2:03:28"Sure, why not?" You know, I at this point I was following every single lead that I could find. Um, which kind of

2:03:38kind of put me on Jay's radar because I had contacted so many people from his past and got back to him that I was investigating. And that's why he was

2:03:45trying trying so hard to get this thing shut down before he could even, you know, see the light of day. But I jump on the phone with this woman and it was

2:03:54and I was like, "Well, how do you know Jay?" She's like, "Oh, I'm his ex-girlfriend." And that's when I uh,

2:04:00, 4 minutesyou know, that was kind of a a big a big moment in this investigation. There were all these kind of different points where

2:04:07I was like, you know, I I have another I have something else that will make this even more even stronger. And obviously

2:04:14somebody who knew Jay that closely uh talking to me was good. But she did not want she did not want to go on the

2:04:22record until out of nowhere just we had finished the piece. We were putting the final touches on it and days before we

2:04:31were you know getting ready to go to publication. She came to me and she was like I want to go on the record. You know, she had uh agonized over that

2:04:40decision for many, many months, but eventually decided it was something she wanted to do. Did she did she mention if something happened that changed her mind or was it just something she thought had

2:04:48thought about a lot? She is a licensed psychotherapist and she does not like the idea of someone like Jay giving

2:04:57people mental health guidance um that is unlicensed and unregulated. And I think

2:05:04that was her primary motivation. So what what is it she told you? What is it she she I guess uh told you that that uh

2:05:14brought new light to Jay's story or character.

2:05:18So I'm talking to all these people who are part of this religious community and they were like look Jay's story all of

2:05:26them told me on background which is they didn't want to be on the record. All of them told me on background they're like JJ's story that he spent three years in

2:05:32India is [ __ ] He was in he was in England the vast majority of the time.

2:05:37He went to India for a few months. It sound like he was never there but he was in Watford which is a suburb of London.

2:05:45And he was staying at Bakti Veanta Manor which is this huge sprawling tutor

2:05:51estate that acts as the headquarters for Iskan the International Society for Christian Consciousness or the Hari Christian Movement. Fun fact, Baktiv

2:06:01Donat Manor was gifted to the Hari Christian movement by George Harris. He bought it for the church. Yeah. Shout

2:06:08out. Yeah. So, if you say a bad word about him. Yeah. I mean, if you guys are Yeah. If you do the cool Domino's meme,

2:06:16you could do Beatles.

2:06:19George Harrison writes George Harrison Travels India to J Shetty's. Yeah. J Shetty. Yes. There's a clear line

2:06:28between Thank you. Shetty, in a sense, you might even say uh George Harrison was a friend of the show.

2:06:35Yeah, there you go. Well, I don't know how we feel about us, you know, exposing his former religious uh community. But

2:06:44he was uh he got into Hari Krishna uh towards the end of the Beatles run. If in fact, I mean, it sounds like you're a fan, Ethan. Did you watch the Get Back documentary?

2:06:54Was that the Peter Jackson one? Yeah. Oh, I haven't actually seen that one. You still didn't watch it? I told you.

2:06:58No, I've just been so [ __ ] busy. I haven't seen a movie in like years. Ethan, I've seen it. John Dan seen it.

2:07:05It's pretty fantastic. Yeah. Well, very early in the first episode, uh, George brings Ahari Krishna, the devote, to the

2:07:12recording studio and you kind of you see him in there. So, he was heavily involved at the church. And also the song My Sweet Lord by George Harrison,

2:07:22which he, you know, off of his first solo record after he left the Beatles,

2:07:26he chants Hari Krishna. Yeah. In the song. Yeah. Uh so those Okay. So the Hari Krishna thing is sounding kind of cultlike. I didn't know that about it.

2:07:36That accusation has been made about Hari Krishna. But I don't want to say that myself. I mean I've talked to a lot of people who are from that faith. You know

2:07:45the Krishna consciousness religion dates back millennia. I mean like Hinduism and the

2:07:53the religious texts that it's founded upon are some of the oldest religious texts in existence. It's not

2:08:00, 8 minutesthe religion itself is not any more of a cult than Christianity, Judaism, Islam.

2:08:08That organization however does have a controversial past. So you know it's kind of like the Catholic Church versus

2:08:15the teachings of Jesus. Catholic church I grew up Catholic. deeply problematic history, right? But the teachings of

2:08:22Jesus, we love generally a pretty chill guy. We love Jesus. Yeah. And he loves us apparently. So they say so they say.

2:08:32Um, so, so his girl, his ex called in and said basically as a help mental

2:08:38health professional that she was, uh, he was providing inaccurate and potentially dangerous mental health guidance.

2:08:49Yeah. So, that's it. There you go. So,

2:08:53would we call J Shetty a total fraud, a mild fraud, or on a fraud scale 1 to 10,

2:09:00, 9 minuteswhat what are we giving him? That's cool. Yeah. I mean, I I want to be careful with what I say because Yeah. I'm trying to get you in trouble. Yeah.

2:09:07I let But you Yeah. Yeah. I won't I won't force. I mean, I you you've we were the version that you have seen is a

2:09:15very toned down version of the initial draft I submitted for obvious legal reasons. Um you know, we don't use that

2:09:23term at all in the article. uh we've just very simply lay out all the evidence that I was able to accumulate

2:09:31over the course of my investigation. And I think smart readers can can put two and two together. Okay, Jay says that he wasn't involved spiritually until 2007.

2:09:42He had never met a monk until 2007.

2:09:44Well, here is an interview he did with an Isan publication saying that he went to this trip in 2006. Here's a video of

2:09:54him from 2006. I can kind of imagine what Jay would would say to you. He would say something like this.

2:10:01Who if I if I stole some memes or something silly like that when I was coming up or if I lied about my backstory a little or fudged it a little

2:10:09bit, who cares? Like I'm I'm doing my thing now. I'm speaking. I'm making original content. I'm helping people.

2:10:17You know, I'm interviewing the I'm I'm I'm become this real person. So why do you care about these these minor details

2:10:23that happened in the past? And I would say, well, how did you get there? What was it founded on? Founded on stealing

2:10:30other people's content, founding upon uh grossly exaggerating your qualifications. Founded upon creating

2:10:37this origin story that appears to not have any merit. Uh again, when people,

2:10:44and I think this is why, you know, part of what's so amazing to me is that I should not have been the one to have written this article. The fact that no

2:10:53one got to this before me, right, is kind of shocking to me because the plagiarism stuff that was out in the public for years because he has some

2:11:00, 11 minuteskind of weird thing going on with like Yeah. his he's captivated he the minds of all these like rich and famous celebrities and it's just bizarre.

2:11:11But I think the fact that he has all these famous friends, that he has such a big platform, that he's so famous,

2:11:17people just assume, well, he has to be legitimate. How would he get to this point? Uh, you know, it becomes kind of self-reinforcing, right, at a certain point where just by the sheer, you know,

2:11:29by sheer fame, people think you're legitimate and no one ever bothered to wonder. It's like, well, what did we

2:11:36actually know about this guy? Mhm. You know, no one ever was like, "Does the emperor have no clothes on?" Actually,

2:11:42yeah. I wonder what people would think if they could all see that um that freestyle rap. Wasn't that bad,

2:11:48actually. It wasn't that bad. It was kind of funny. I do want He's a talented He's a talented guy. I mean, to your point, right? He's a good interviewer.

2:11:56People like his podcast. Yeah. The podcast thing is really what's kind of put him over the top and kind of elevated him to a new level of fame because he gets all these famous people

2:12:04on there and he is an an engaging viewer, you know. engaging speaker.

2:12:08Apparently Sam Sam loves J. Shetty. I mean, the real story here is that

2:12:16is that Americans will believe anything delivered in a posh London accent. True.

2:12:23The accent and those eyes do so much work. Be honest. When you first saw his eyes, what did you think? I was staring

2:12:31so intently into his eyes to try to see if he was wearing contacts. Um, I think uh I can't find any evidence of that. I know that's what everyone wants to know,

2:12:40but you know, but no, he has gorgeous eyes. It's really something. Really? It is. It's a great It's a great package.

2:12:47And you know what's interesting is that in J on his during his stage show and in his first book, Think Like a Monk, Jay

2:12:55has a section and a segment on the the stage show dedicated to how an

2:13:02attractive package can, you know, give us rosecolored glasses. It can color our perception of something where you know

2:13:09and this is this is a very common psychological uh uh you know trope that if someone's more attractive you know

2:13:16they tend to do better in the corporate world. We tend to have just a a better opinion of people just based on their physical attractiveness. And that applies to Jay more so than any Yeah.

2:13:27Yeah. He's so hot. Well, yeah. I don't I I don't want to make you uncomfortable,

2:13:32man. I would I would I would see I'm not going to do it. Yeah, don't do it. But I'm respecting you. Um I'm respecting you. This was my ass.

2:13:42But guys, if you want to read the whole article, once again, it's on the Guardian and it's in the description of the in the description. Uncovering the

2:13:48higher truth of J Shetty written by um the great John McDermott who once

2:13:54profiled me and he and this is a shrewd guy. He doesn't do take profiles lightly clearly. And from what I understand, it

2:14:03was a very good pro. You thought I was awesome. Glowing just nothing. See, and Jay, I mean, Jay, do the math. I'm glowing. You [ __ ] suck. Case closed.

2:14:16John McDermott. Thank you so much. John,

2:14:20is there anything you want to plug or talk about before? Uh, if you're not the type of person who wants to sit down and read a 6,000word

2:14:28article, I kind of broke down the article into kind of more digestible bits on my Instagram. So, you'll see a kind of a story highlight there. Oh,

2:14:37that's I'll link that, too. Yeah. Yeah.

2:14:40Yeah. I I'll send you my Instagram handle and I'll send you my Twitter handle, too. My Twitter is just McDermott, you know, if And on Instagram,

2:14:48it's Johnny McD with two underscores in between. There you go. Johnny McDe.

2:14:54Johnny McDe. Thanks for calling. It was so nice to connect with you to talk about this. It really really made this whole conversation um very interesting.

2:15:04So, I appreciate you. Well, yeah. Thank you for having me on. I really appreciate it. All right. Have a great day. Nice to see you again. My old friend Don Mcderman. See you guys. Bye.

2:15:15That's crazy that. First of all, that must have been the only time I actually ever gave an interview like that because I remember I did it once in my career.

2:15:24And I remember thinking, no offense to John, I was like that was so dumb. That is so crazy. And I don't I don't think it was John, but I gave an interview

2:15:32once too where like they turned it they turned the whole slant into like made it somehow about like PewDiePie being anti-Semitic or something. I was like,

2:15:42I'm not doing this anymore. I see. Yeah.

2:15:45So, John, we love you. Even though that's blew my mind. He tal I talked with that man for three hours. Yeah, we love you. What do you guys think? That was awesome. Seems like a good guy.

2:15:57That's crazy, dude. Um,

2:16:01this is what Jay would say. This is funny. Uh, Jay would say this if confronted. Forgiveness does not change the past,

2:16:10but it does enlarge the future. And it has Paul Boo name X. Don't worry about that. You don't have to say Paul's name.

2:16:18And it says J. Shetty here was seems to have supplanted the original name.

2:16:23Weird. Paul Boo is probably um who he was telling that to is what I imagine. Yeah. The second dear Paul Boo. Yeah.

2:16:30Yeah. Yeah. Is addressed to Paul. Bottom lefthand corner obviously where you put dear Paul. Um,

2:16:56hold on. We're having a technical issue. Oh, we got a technical deal with that. Is there I didn't know there was a post.

2:17:04I'll talk. I don't give a [ __ ] What do you want me to say about it? [ __ ] Yeah.

2:17:09Hold on. Let me let me take a Yeah. What do you guys think though?

2:17:14Uh, I thought it was great about the call.

2:17:19Um, what is there a post? I don't see a post on the subreddit. Yeah, I guess maybe it's been removed.

2:17:28Okay. Yeah, I mean I guess some people are mad that I said suicide bad.

2:17:35Um, another hot take from Ethan Klein, the Zionist genocide supporter.

2:17:42Um, thank you.

2:17:48Um, I thought the call was great. Yeah,

2:17:52that was what was so interesting is like what started as a goof about how everybody loves this guy. Totally.

2:18:01I didn't know anything about all this with like the plagiarism. I never heard anything about that. Nicole Amber was was spearheading um the movement years ago apparently.

2:18:12Wow. That's so weird. Yeah. Yeah. I checked out that uh video that uh he linked in the article, but I um I didn't have any familiar familiarity with her.

2:18:22I didn't realize she was infamous on YouTube like that. Oh, yeah. She was she was getting dogged on for a long time. Is she still uploading?

2:18:31Not really. Very sparsely. Whatever their words. Didn't she have some recent dramas here?

2:18:40Hold on. Why are people mad at me? I want someone please to explain it. Explain why you're mad at me. Go ahead. I I'm dying. Please. Are people mad?

2:18:49They're mad about my comments about Aaron Bushnell on the see you next Tuesday. I My point

2:18:58was this. I think you should be careful about how you romanticize suicide because it's going to encourage more

2:19:05people to do it. That was my take. And um that apparently enraged people unless I'm misunderstanding. Tell me why. I'd

2:19:13love to know why. Cuz I feel like when people are angry at me, they're looking regarding this kind of stuff.

2:19:22They're looking for any reason. And so I feel like if you actually articulated why you were mad at me, it wouldn't make any sense. So I'm dying. Please write it.

2:19:32What I saw cuz you made fun of him burning. Okay, dummy. I joke about all this [ __ ] every [ __ ]

2:19:39day and now all of a sudden you got to get your get all bitched out. Like give me a break, dude. I wasn't even

2:19:46insulting him. I said I was it it was the joke was that it was distasteful and I was complimenting his resolve.

2:19:55Frankly, and the joke was that it was it was a compliment in a really distasteful way. That's my [ __ ] humor. I do it

2:20:03here every day. And I mean, it's especially on the members, which is a little more

2:20:10unfiltered gone wild, unfiltered by design. It's just kind of like Ethan is there. And no, but I would listen, I would say that joke on the podcast.

2:20:18Sure. And I joke about but but if especially on the members you just kind of like shoot the [ __ ] whatever.

2:20:26Absolutely. But I it's just it's really annoying that like people just they stand by like just waiting for any

2:20:34reason to call me and by the way call me a Zionist make it about how I support genocide about all this horrible [ __ ]

2:20:41[ __ ] to call me racist. Why? because I made one stupid um insensitive joke that by the way they didn't call his

2:20:49character into question. It literally was just like he's really he was really good and he w my point was like his

2:20:56resolve was was crazy and the thing that you know um

2:21:04really struck me about that video was how he stood there. That was my first reaction and I was like, "Wow, that I didn't I

2:21:12didn't even think that anybody could do that." So, I mean, I don't know how to talk about that, but it it his resolve was incredible. And what I said was he's

2:21:19really good at burning alive. And I mean that as a as the most sincere compliment possible. He really is. And it's obviously also a really dark like

2:21:28humoristic way to look at. But then, so how you going to take that and call me a racist, a genocidal, a monster? I mean,

2:21:35you you if you're coming at me with those kinds of takes,

2:21:41you are ensuring peace will never happen because you can't even have a a [ __ ]

2:21:47h you can't even have any kind of dialogue where everybody isn't walking totally aligned with you. I never said a

2:21:54single bad thing about that man other than to compliment. Not even to compliment because it's weird to say,

2:22:00, 22 minutesbut his resolve is nuts. his resolve was really remarkable. That's what I said and that's what the joke was. If you can't deal with it, then you know you're

2:22:09a [ __ ] hypocrite because I make these jokes about all different topics, about all different sensitive things, about all different groups of people every

2:22:16[ __ ] show. And then when it bllightly brushes on your shoulder, you freak the [ __ ] out and you [ __ ] and you cry and

2:22:24you go and you try to find any reason to, you know what I mean, to get angry.

2:22:29Give me a [ __ ] break. Look in the mirror, loser. You're the problem. You are the problem. You are. I can't even have any Nobody can have any nuance conversation about this.

2:22:42That's the problem. You know what I mean? So extreme.

2:22:48It really pisses me off cuz I never said a damn bad thing about that guy. And that's why he says when you need to explain your reason for calling me a

2:22:56racist, calling me a genocidal, a Zionist, which by the way Zionist is just another slur for Jew, being a Jew,

2:23:02you know how many people now calling [ __ ] every Jew is a Zionist. It's like, okay, just call me a Jew and get it [ __ ] over with. Call me the Kword.

2:23:11At least I'll know what you mean. It's just the truth. Not everybody, not all the time, but a lot of times, let's not [ __ ] pretend that anti-semitism isn't

2:23:19a [ __ ] massive inferno of acceptable behavior right now on the left and the right.

2:23:27Nazis and leftists are dabbing the [ __ ] up saying, "Fuck Zionists." You know,

2:23:33and you know, again, not to I got to it's driving me insane. I got to [ __ ] talk about it, you know.

2:23:42I'm not going to sit here and pretend like there's just not a title wave of anti-semitism

2:23:49gobbling up the entire discourse. It's [ __ ] disgusting, man. And I'm I'm

2:23:57doing as as an Israeli dual citizen, as someone who's deeply invested in the state of Israel, who's probably more

2:24:04sympathetic to the Israeli perspective than most people would be. I've tried so hard to pull myself to some kind of

2:24:13central ground where we can have a real conversation about this stuff. I I'm pulled myself all the way to, you know,

2:24:20outright saying that it's a parttheid,

2:24:23that it's genocide that the Israeli government is is committing. And so, but you still want to call me a racist and a genocide and a Zionist?

2:24:32Why would you call me a Zionist if it wasn't just, "Oh, you're a [ __ ] Jew when I have said all the things that you

2:24:40want to hear from me. I want to meet you right in the [ __ ] middle and you still spit in my face. So, give me a [ __ ] break." Who's the problem,

2:24:47scumbag? Scumbag.

2:24:49And I You know what? I don't want to call out this cuz I'm going to say this cuz it pissed me the [ __ ] off. And being an anti-semite openly and proudly is now

2:24:58likes on Twitter. Froggen, she tweeted out. She goes, "My Z I have a problem with my uh with my Zionist therapist.

2:25:08Just call him a [ __ ] Jew. I'm sorry,

2:25:12but that you can't talk like that about any other [ __ ] minority. I had a problem with my Zionist therapist." Would you talk your Zionist therapist?

2:25:21Did you get that those level of details from them? You you you had an in-depth conversation about the politics of Zionism with your therapist. No, I know what you mean. You mean [ __ ] Jew?

2:25:32You know, I'm not going to sit here and be let my [ __ ] people, you know, be openly bigoted and racist. [ __ ] that

2:25:39[ __ ] Nobody would expect that from any other minority. Nobody. It's disgusting. It is. And I'm here.

2:25:46I'm with you. I'm on your side all the [ __ ] way. I'm on your side as much as I possibly can be. And instead of, you know, holding hands and having a real

2:25:54conversation, you spit my [ __ ] face and you call me a Zionist.

2:26:00, 26 minutes[ __ ] that [ __ ]

2:26:05People get angry about what I said. That pisses me off. It's just It's [ __ ] absurd. Think about poor um Shetty.

2:26:14We've been making so much fun of the guy. Until now, we didn't even have a reason to. Like, now at least there's a reason. But the poor guy, there's been a

2:26:23war. Excuse me. There's been a war for no reason with the guy. Nobody's defending Jason. We're calling I call

2:26:30her fake. Yeah, that's okay. No, but I make fun of all different groups of people. And the thing is, again, if you look at my joke, my joke wasn't like,

2:26:39"Oh, look at this idiot. What a [ __ ]

2:26:41idiot dying for a dumb cause." That wasn't what I said at all. I don't think people were upset with the joke. I think it was that I what I saw some people

2:26:50saying is that you were looking at it from like an all lives matter type view by what did I say that was all lives

2:26:58matter by ignoring uh what his cause was rather than how did I ignore his cause?

2:27:06Well, I'm just giving you what they were saying. I just want to know because people keep trying to because you were talking about suicide. Yeah. And I said

2:27:14suicide isn't good and people shouldn't clamorize. Yeah. They were upset that you were. And by the way, let me clarify. If it seems like I'm angry at AB, I'm not. I'm fired up. I love AB.

2:27:23And I appreciate that you're because I'm I'm desperate to understand the perspective. So, I appreciate that you're conveying it to me. So, go ahead,

2:27:32Yeah. No, that that's it. Just that you were focusing on the suicide aspect rather than the genocide. Well, yeah.

2:27:37The reason for that being is that that was the part that you know again I've gone out and I've said that everything

2:27:45y'all want to hear um about there being a genocide and apartheid and the [ __ ]

2:27:51wararm mongering Israeli government and all that [ __ ] [ __ ] Okay. What I'm seeing on social media is not people

2:28:00, 28 minutessaying it's not about genocide or whatever.

2:28:04What I'm seeing is tons of people glamorizing, romanticizing a man taking his own life. And I thought that was d that's a dangerous thing to skirt down.

2:28:14That's all. You know what I mean? Yeah.

2:28:18Didn't say a bad thing about the guy. It just feels wrong to um

2:28:26like Ethan said, to glamorize something like that because that's just a dangerous idea.

2:28:32That's my point. And I feel like that's a convers that's at least even if you disagree a good place to have a conversation and it's not really about what he was protesting at all.

2:28:44Again, I complimented his resolve as a as a person. You know what I mean? But that's my problem is that people they're watching with the expectation they

2:28:52looking for any little nugget of to to get in, you know, indignant over and to call me a Zionist. Mhm. If you call me a

2:29:00, 29 minutesZionist, you're anti-Semite. You know why? Because I'm not a [ __ ] Zionist.

2:29:04And I've made that exactly profoundly deeply deeply clear. So when you see someone on Twitter, when you see someone in the audience calling me a Zionist,

2:29:13what they're calling me is a [ __ ]

2:29:14Jew. Mhm. Cuz that's the only goddamn thing that means at that point, right?

2:29:20And I feel like anyone who's a fan of you should know like how you talk. Like they should like I don't know how it's not clear that that's not what you were saying.

2:29:29um that that just you know from the joke aspect too that you're just making a joke but I mean that video is shocking and

2:29:37mind-blowing and yeah it is. Yeah, it it it brings a reaction out of you and so it's not that weird to comment about the video. I I I see people saying this too.

2:29:49No one is glamorizing it. Dude, I don't know what your world you're living in. I if if you don't see that, I don't know what to say. Like people are literally

2:29:57glamorizing it. I've seen images of him on fire being like free Palestine and they're they're turning him into a

2:30:05cultural um they're trying to turn him into a cultural icon and whether you agree with

2:30:12that or not you know and not to comment on his cause which is I said again is just and I understand and his resolve is

2:30:19incredible but I do think that you know ignore trying to ignore the fact that the man killed himself and that there's

2:30:28probably not some mental health issues at play here is remarkably remarkably

2:30:36um what's the word? It's like um reactionary.

2:30:43It's what it is. Which is why remark it marks me as so [ __ ] odd that this is coming from the left. they're they're

2:30:51exhibiting in really reactionary traits when they're saying like it's not suicide because here this is the way I I

2:30:59explained it and I think this is good when you watch the video he's pulling the gasoline on himself and um

2:31:12he's a [ __ ] icon. Okay, good. You can believe that. I'm just trying to have a conversation about it. Um

2:31:21if somebody came and stopped him, there was guardian like, "Excuse me, what are you doing, sir?" right before he, you know, lit himself on fire. Um

2:31:31if someone was able to tackle him and prevent him from lighting himself on fire Mhm. before he did and, you know,

2:31:39get him some mental health evaluation and get him some help and stuff.

2:31:43Clearly, he's in a vulnerable point in his life.

2:31:47can at least say that now in 10 years from now do you think he's going to look back and say I wish I burned alive or

2:31:56will do you think he'll say I'm so grateful that I was stopped from doing that because and and by the way this man

2:32:03has friends he has family he has people that are going to be deeply affected by his suicide and again this there's this magical thinking that it's not a suicide

2:32:11that's just so weird you know it's not a suicide until it um we don't believe in suicide and we're pro mental health.

2:32:18Unless it's for a good cause, then you know not then go for it. You know the you hear this all the time about from

2:32:26survivors of suicide attempts that they have a moment of clarity that ultimately they're like realized I don't know if he went through that. I mean again his

2:32:35resolve was was pretty apparent but in 10 years from now I'm pretty sure that he is more likely to say I'm glad I'm alive and that I was stopped than not.

2:32:45That's my opinion. And so we need to,

2:32:48you know, I don't want other people to go do that because they're inspired by him. That's my That's my opinion, you

2:32:55know, but you think it's glamorizing because he's not your hero, not your martyr, not your

2:33:03symbol. Shadowing it in mental health is the same move as transphobes. What the [ __ ] Charlie? Can you This is another comment I saw. They go,

2:33:13"If it was someone burning themselves alive for Israel, you would be saying the same thing." Are you crazy? That'd be That would be even crazier. If

2:33:20someone was like, "I'm burning myself alive for Israel." Would you be saying the same thing? Would you be like, "I disagree, but I respect it." [ __ ] no.

2:33:29You'd be tap dancing on his corpse.

2:33:31You'd be pissing the fire out on his body. Give me a break. And you know what?

2:33:36I would think that was crazy. I think that was bananas. You know what I mean?

2:33:41Um uh so no I don't understand what you're saying and the fact that you can't even meet me seems obvious that that's not what we would think. I don't know.

2:33:52But anyway, I know what the um I know what the conclusion of this conversation is going to be. It's going to be that Ethan's a Zionist. Ethan is a um uh an Israeli shell. Ethan is uh Islamophobic.

2:34:05all this types of [ __ ] that you [ __ ]

2:34:08see about anybody who doesn't tow the line precisely as you want it. Not even

2:34:15disagreeing, frankly, just trying to have a conversation. So, in in short,

2:34:20you know, suck my [ __ ] dick. How about that? [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you people.

2:34:28Go somewhere else. Like seriously, if you're that sensitive that I I I I I want to take mental health seriously.

2:34:35Something that I've been deeply deeply propo uh uh uh uh and that I've spoke

2:34:43out against in my whole career. I've spoken out has made it one of my the things that defines me as a person.

2:34:51Okay? If you can't tolerate a conversation in good faith, then you need to go the [ __ ] away and go to a

2:34:59community that is going to just tell you everything you want to hear all the time and never make you feel uncomfy. There's plenty of them out there. Go. Don't

2:35:07[ __ ] be here where I'm just trying for the most part and that's what I was trying to do and that's what I do in every serious situation. I try to make levity of a serious situation. I do it

2:35:15every time. If you're a fan of this word this show, you know it. I almost take it as a challenge when we're talking about something heavy, something horrible.

2:35:21When I get a donation, we're talk I try to make a levity. I try to make a joke about it. That's what I did.

2:35:28So, you're a fake [ __ ] fan. [ __ ] you.

2:35:32Get lost. I'm sick of it. Yeah. And if you want to call me a Zionist, just call me the [ __ ] kword to my face. Have some balls. Just call me a Jew, scumbag.

2:35:45name another minority that everyone would just stand by gleefully and silently.

2:35:53I saw this Tik Tok that blew my [ __ ]

2:35:55mind. This girl, she's on a train in New York and she's like, I saw these Orthodox Jews on the train and the first thing I thought was, "Are they Zionists?

2:36:05Get the [ __ ] away from me." I'm like,

2:36:07"Bitch, you hate Jewish people." And that had like 160,000 likes on TikTok.

2:36:13So, what am I supposed to think as a Jewish person when this is a celebrated opinion? To be on a train with Jewish

2:36:21people and your first thought is, "Get the [ __ ] away from me without knowing a single thing about them, without talking about them." That's anti-semitism. I'm sorry to [ __ ] spell it out, you know?

2:36:33And it's and it's sickening.

2:36:36And you don't and you know so many of you just don't care because you know horrible things are happening in Gaza which is true and

2:36:44which I've voiced repeatedly repeatedly.

2:36:50Yeah. People are saying move on. Listen I got to get this off my chest.

2:36:56It's truly truly truly remarkable.

2:37:01he was a Jew too. Yeah. Jews can be anti-semitic also. She was a [ __ ]

2:37:05spreading anti-semitic psychotic [ __ ] I don't give a [ __ ] if she was a Jew.

2:37:08Would you say the same thing to another minority? Like a black person on a train like, "Get away from me, black people."

2:37:13Would you say, "Oh, he's black. He can say that. That's fine." No. Jews can be anti-semitic. Jews can also be [ __ ]

2:37:19hateful. I don't care that she was Jewish. It doesn't make it better. She Do you think the 160,000 people liking her video were all like, "Oh, you know,

2:37:30we're all Jewish. We get it. you know.

2:37:33No, no, no, no. I don't [ __ ] care that she's Jewish. She's crazed.

2:37:40Doesn't matter, you know,

2:37:49just don't give a [ __ ]

2:37:51She is absolutely expressed anti-semitic views, dude. She literally said, "Get away from me." to a to a group. That's

2:38:00, 38 minuteslit the definition of racism. If that's not it, then nothing that doesn't exist in this world. She looked at people of a

2:38:08of an specific identity and said, "Get the [ __ ] away from me." Without knowing a single goddamn thing about them.

2:38:15I don't give a [ __ ] that she's Jewish.

2:38:22Yeah. Is Olly London not homophobic because he's gay? You know what I'm saying?

2:38:29Is Blair White not transphobic cuz she's trans? None of you would agree to that.

2:38:34So why are you expressing such dumb [ __ ] thoughts in my chat? Why?

2:38:41Why is Blair White transphobic? Answer that question and then don't [ __ ] express

2:38:48such moronic [ __ ] to me, please. It's embarrassing. Chestnuts. Play chestnuts, Zach. Please.

2:38:56Zamms isn't a race. Judaism is a [ __ ]

2:38:58ethnicity, you idiot. Stop trying to carve out circles for you to be a

2:39:03[ __ ] hateful, bigoted [ __ ] [ __ ]

2:39:06you. How about that, scumbag? Go ahead, play the chestnuts. Hurry.

2:39:11That's the only thing that's going to save me.

2:39:15And you know what? I lose fans. I lose subs. I lose memberships every time I say this.

2:39:21And I don't f I got to stand on my principles, man. And what what is it I'm even saying? Let's think about it. I'm fully in support of the people of Gaza.

2:39:31I'm with all of them. I'm with all you guys.

2:39:36My take was let's be a little thoughtful of Jewish people and also um let's also

2:39:46uh be mindful that suicide is bad and contagious. Suicide is contagious. You guys know that. That's a phenomenon. I didn't know that. It is. When Kurt When

2:39:54Kurt um what's this Nirvana guy's name? Kurt Cobain. Kurt Cobain killed himself.

2:40:00, 40 minutesThere was like tons of people who did who killed themselves right afterwards. Yeah,

2:40:07that's that's that's you know what I mean? Keep the chestnuts going. It's the only thing that's going to pull me out of this.

2:40:13If you have any other ones too, just keep them running. That's what I need.

2:40:17Charlie's got more to say. My partner's Jewish and they're going through a tough time as well. We talk a lot about the war.

2:40:24Oh, the El Salvadorian war and the stark similarities. What is happening? Yeah.

2:40:28Yes. Blair's a transfer. Okay. Thank you, Charlie. See, we made we we we came through to Charlie. Thank you. I love you, Charlie. That's all I want is a

2:40:36conversation. I don't want to be shouted out that I'm a Zionist for for you know, and like if I wasn't a Jew, if I wasn't Israeli, half Israeli,

2:40:45what I mean, I'm American, but I have Israeli citizenship. Would people be screaming at me that I'm a Zionist? If I wasn't if I was like, "Let's be careful

2:40:54about mental health and not encourage it." No.

2:40:59It's time to look in the mirror. You're a [ __ ] anti-Semitic person.

2:41:05I know. Because being racist is the worst thing in your life. It's the worst thing you can be in your world. And yet here we are calling me a Zionist.

2:41:20Keep it going, man. A nook is the only one that can save us. Do you see what I'm doing? I'm trying to make light of a heavy, difficult topic. That's what I [ __ ] did.

2:41:32So, go be angry. This is your time. This is your chance. Go be angry. Go to

2:41:39Twitter to be with your people. Now is your chance. You've been waiting. celebrate.

2:41:48It's it's it's time to call Ethan a Zionist and a racist and a [ __ ] genocidal freak. You can run in the pastures with your friends.

2:42:00, 42 minutesEthan's Ethan's genocidal. Hold hands and skip in the daisies. Smell the beautiful air of Ethan being a genocidal Zionist.

2:42:13And then when you're done,

2:42:15You can handle my circumcised tiny Jewish [ __ ] delicately into your mouth

2:42:25like a miniature um what do you call those kosher hot dogs that everyone loves? Hebrew national.

2:42:32Like a like a little Hebrew national appetizer plate with a toothpick in it.

2:42:38That's what my dick is. And you're going to delicately put it in your mouth and you're going to like it.

2:42:43Enjoy. Enjoy everybody. Let the Let the haters feast. I'm here for you. Let us all enjoy. It's Shabbat after all. It's

2:42:51Friday. Let's feast. Let's break the hala.

2:42:56Let's Let's You know what I mean? Let's have a drink. It's time to feast. Happy Friday, everybody. Thank you, Zach. I'm ready to move on. Thank you. Any comments? I know people always say, uh,

2:43:07I want to give if anyone wants to say anything. Thoughts and prayers, everybody. thoughts or prayers, throw them up.

2:43:15Now's the time.

2:43:19Thank you. Thank you, Megan, for the gifted Zionist. She must be a Zionist to gift me right now. Zionism.

2:43:29She must be a Jew. She's probably a Jew. Yeah.

2:43:39And by the way, a nuke must be a Zionist. He's singing. He's singing so much on this show. True.

2:43:48This one's exciting. You know,

2:43:55I would be so much better off not even talking about this stuff, but I can't help it. I got to speak my [ __ ] mind.

2:44:00, 44 minutesThat's who I am. That's always been. And that's why you guys watch this show, frankly.

2:44:06And As far as Jews go, I'm about as unJewish as they come.

2:44:13Okay. I don't [ __ ] care about any of that [ __ ]

2:44:19All right, let's talk about Willy Wonka.

2:44:23Is Willy Wonka a Zionist? That's the real question. Was the Candyland um an allegory for apartheid Israel?

2:44:34Probably not. Probably not. But you in a room.

2:44:43What's that music?

2:44:49This is a little birthday of Chuck-E-Cheese vibe.

2:45:03You want to go to a pause screen for for like 10 for like 15 seconds ?

2:45:14Just cut the audio. Go to a pause screen for like whatever and

2:48:42All right. How's everybody doing?

2:48:49How we doing? Yeah. So, anyway, um that J Shetty interview was crazy.

2:48:55Whatever happened between that J Shedd interview and now I it was great. Hey, I don't know what happened. I just remember talking to that really good

2:49:02dude. It is kind of nuts though. Yeah, J Shetty.

2:49:07I wonder how deep it goes. I wonder if he really is like a sinister underbelly.

2:49:13My feeling is that it's not that sinister,

2:49:16but there is money involved in like selling stuff and that gives me the red flags. Well, the accredit the accreditation. Am I saying that right?

2:49:26Accreditation. I don't know. It doesn't seem right. I think you are accredited accreditation.

2:49:32That part is super scammy.

2:49:36Yeah, I guess time will tell. And like that ad trying to recruit people to then

2:49:44Yeah. And you guys would never fall for that. So please Jay, if you are watching,

2:49:49please spend more. You Let's watch some goofs and gaff stuff. Kind of do a pallet cleanser here a little bit before we get into the other story of Zilly Zena.

2:49:58Uh DJ Khaled fell on a scooter. It's phenomenal.

2:50:04Now there's been there's been questions about if this is Khaled, right?

2:50:15Wait, it might not. Wait, that's hard to tell, dude. Whoever it is ate [ __ ] hard. And he's built like Khaled. Together,

2:50:22we're stronger. I couldn't find a specific debunk of it being Khaled. Um,

2:50:27so let's just pretend like it is. It might be though. I mean, well, you could. That looks like Khaled. It looks like it looks a dozen a little. Yeah. Oh

2:50:37[ __ ] Wait. So hard to tell. I feel like that's not him. I feel like it's not him, too. But it's so hard to tell cuz he's so much like him. You can tell

2:50:45right here at the end. You can get a good I feel like that's AI colored.

2:50:53I think I think he's skinnier than DJ and taller. I mean, I hate to do that.

2:51:00, 51 minutesThere's something about the leg proportion to the body. He's This dude has not been hit with single leg

2:51:07red velvet cake. But either way, it's great. I find that interesting that nobody's attempted to debunk this.

2:51:15Call it makes sense. It's on brand. It is just another spill.

2:51:24Cal Calvin increases Jay's like that.

2:51:28Right. True. Yeah. That's my only uh In fact, when we're we're talking about there's a video of him uh being carried because he didn't want to crease his

2:51:36Jace. Yeah, that's respect, right? You like that? I say as a college connoisseur that this is not him. I

2:51:43think I hate to say and that is my professional opinion. The thing is it looks so much like him. I would have never even thought about the analy

2:51:51analyzing that if Dan didn't say something like he doesn't think it's him. People are saying it's him. Do we do a poll? Well, I don't think it's him.

2:51:59No, I think they're right. That's him.

2:52:00, 52 minutesWell, like I said, you're jumping. It's so much funnier if it's him. Can we just Can we just stop? Can we just suspend

2:52:07disbelief? Find more photos of him in this outfit or something to corroborate the story. When you think about Cam photoshopped that outfit onto a real picture of Khaled so I can believe it.

2:52:18Thank you Amy for the 10 gifts. I appreciate that. Um well it reminds me of the one of him in the little mini

2:52:25cart. You know that one of him like um doing donuts in the mini cart cuz like he has a history of of riding.

2:52:34Definitely on brand. Yeah. DJ Khaled uh donuts and mini cart. I love that video.

2:52:43Where is this [ __ ] Why it's not showing up? I guess somebody look for that. God,

2:52:47dude. The one you're talking about. You don't. You don't. No, I said I think I do. Okay. Okay. Good. Good. Yeah. There was one Cam and Love and I were cracking

2:52:56up at where we were showing off his sneaker collection and you know he does the Khaled like phrases that he only understands. So he got these new

2:53:02shipment of shoes and he's still still still still. I don't understand that one. I neither do I. But I I feel like you have to be DJ

2:53:11Can you pull it up? Can we watch? Cuz I've only ever heard you describe it.

2:53:14Yeah, I have to find it. Hold up. It's this one, right? No, it's not. I haven't seen this one, though. I'd like to watch it.

2:53:24You got to film it. That's awesome.

2:53:35There's Roblox, right? Roblox.

2:53:39It has roadblocks. Oh, I thought you making a road block. Wait, that's not it, though. Oh my god.

2:53:46Okay. Well, that was the one I I recognized. Oh [ __ ] Okay, hold on. Um,

2:53:52I don't know how to search for DJ Khaled in a little go-kart. I mean, right. It's a little go-kart making like circles.

2:54:00, 54 minutesMaybe type that. Making Yeah. Let me see.

2:54:06um doing circles. It was like at Instagram or something. Do you remember that? Yes.

2:54:12Yes, it was at Instagram. Something like that. Oh, [ __ ] Somebody got to help me with that cuz I'll just get stuck here.

2:54:18Oh, you find it love. That's the talking. Oh, still still.

2:54:34Still. What does he mean by that? These are so beautiful.

2:54:39You know what this is. Okay, don't play yourself. You know exactly what this is. Still.

2:54:46Still. Still.

2:54:48Still. What? Still. I've never heard somebody say that. Still, he's saying it faster. Still,

2:54:56still. Travis, congrats.

2:55:01Congrats. Still my favorite thing I've heard about him.

2:55:06Still or read about him recently is that someone's like, "He's on the spectrum." Yeah. Which explains,

2:55:13right? He has a lot. Still. Still. He's Is he still going? Still.

2:55:20Alan, what are you trying to say? It's my favorite cow video ever. Still, what are you trying to say, man? Still, he's

2:55:32The human soundboard, dude. Saying it the exact same way. Still, you found it.

2:55:37Yeah, Ela found it. Still, I like the That was Marvel, Zach. It's [ __ ] Oh,

2:55:43somebody AB found it, too. Oh, thank you, AB. Oh, yeah. This is it. Oh, it's in a shopping cart. like a motorized shopping car.

2:55:56Look at this [ __ ]

2:56:04[ __ ] He's so shredding that. Oh, he's at Snapchat headquarters.

2:56:14Dude, what the [ __ ]

2:56:18It's awesome. I mean, he Would you ever be open to getting him back on? I know that's a big get. Khaled's not going to come on. If he came on, I'd welcome him with open arms. Of course. Still.

2:56:29Absolutely. I would. Of course, man. Love me some Khaled.

Chapter 13: Ethan Made Brendan Schaub Lose a Lawsuit

2:56:35All right, that's good. This is also really a fun little detail. Brendan Scha. Schwab. Shab or Schwab.

2:56:44Uh, I think Schwab would be with a W.

2:56:46No, I don't know which one. Here, but here it's spelled with a W. So, I don't know if they're [ __ ] making fun of me,

2:56:51whoever wrote this, because I used to say Schwab. I think it's W. It's not with a W. W. So, he sued a [ __ ]

2:56:59YouTuber for making fun of him. He is such a [ __ ] This guy, this is the guy who was um giving Bobby Lee [ __ ] that I

2:57:07got kind of embroiled in a little bit of drama with them. But I love Bobby and I don't like Brandon.

2:57:13He's a he's a meatthead in like the truest sense of the word.

2:57:18Um, so he sued a YouTuber for making a bunch of videos about him.

2:57:25Now, he thought he was suing him for defamation, but it turns out he was suing him for copyright infringement.

2:57:33He apparently didn't know. He didn't know what he was suing the person for because like suing him for defamation would be like an obvious fat loss. I'm

2:57:41sure his lawyers knew that. And when you get anti-slaps, you automatically owe attorney's fees.

2:57:47So there is some risk ensuing for defamation.

2:57:50I think there is for copyright, too. But he lost the case. And well, anyway, the best part is that in the verdict uh

2:57:58decided in favor of fair use against Brendan, they cite none other than your boy, shout out Matt Hos, Hussein Zadverse Klein,

2:58:10because Mr. Swindell's reaction video used the copyrighted works to criticize or comment upon rather than to supersede the work's original objects. The first

2:58:19fair use factor weighs in Mr. Swindell's favor.

2:58:23They continue or provides otherwise unavailable information about the original is unlikely to supersede the original work.

2:58:33A quote from Hussein Zada vers Klein. Wow, look at that. Let's [ __ ] do this.

2:58:42Let's go. Hopefully I'll be adding another one soon. That's epic.

2:58:48Still, still. Thank you for the top comment. Ethan has unaruckly done more for free speech than any conservative dissenter. Thank you so much for saying

2:58:56that. I love that you this insane chase video by the police.

2:59:01It's literally like um you could play the Benny Hill song. You should play the Benny Hill song. Is that copyright free?

2:59:08the st the Yeah. Sex.

2:59:13Uh, do we have that one? We thought it was fake because it's just like right out of Reno 91. It's not fake. This is real. Confirmed real.

2:59:24Check. Get a load of this. So, here's a dash cam. There's a crash.

2:59:34So, the guy takes off running into the wilderness. Car's still moving. Car's still moving.

2:59:42He's just kind of putting around. The dog's attacking the cop.

2:59:47The dog is confused. He's attacked the cop. Now, this cop is going to charge it up the hill. And here's two of them running after him. One with the dog that

2:59:55just got here comes another cop from behind. Rear end. Rear end's his friend.

3:00:03Don't worry about that. Now he forgot to park it. The car is driving off in reverse. People are flying out of the car. He's going up the hill now.

3:00:12Absolutely almost flipped over in the trench. Here they are going across. Oh my god.

3:00:19Oncoming traffic. Literally almost killing himself. Wait, did he get by the police car?

3:00:27Remarkably, they've still caught up to him. The dog.

3:00:32The dog. And the dog's not attacking him. You'll notice the dog's quite friendly to him. Dude, that dog is the [ __ ] Look how happy he is. He just attacked the cop. That's so iconic.

3:00:44Oh my god. Give that dog a medal.

3:00:48That dog, bro. Trying to think, but nothing happens. How amazing was that? I can watch that like five times more. Okay. Yeah. Our first reaction was like,

3:00:57there's no way this real with all the they got all the angles,

3:01:01but but it's real. And this is where this these people are sucking up. So much of our tax money. It's like some

3:01:09police squad naked gun [ __ ] Yeah, for real. It's very naked. How many [ __ ] cops do we need, man?

3:01:16Holy [ __ ] Dude, all we need is like one Will Smith from Men in Black. You remember him? How he tra he ran down the alien in the beginning? Fortnite. Oh,

3:01:26when he was a cop at the at the beginning of the movie, right? Yeah. He was like too cool to wear a uniform. He got to wear like a hoodie hide around

3:01:34his waist. Orange jumpsuit. He was so fast. By the way, orange jumpsuit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That movie, it's [ __ ] awesome. Uh the original Men in Black.

3:01:43Yeah, it's a classic for a reason.

3:01:44Great. I saw that in my transformative years and I was like, "This is it. This is why we go to the movies." So many

3:01:52movies during that time were like amazing. I guess there's probably happening now,

3:01:58but I'm just not young. Maybe like the Twilight movies. Well, the Marvel movies are that for kids like you know that's I

3:02:06can see that. I guess as as much [ __ ] as I Yeah. I mean, but that's Imagine you were eight watching beef. You know what I mean? That would be the hypest [ __ ]

3:02:14you've ever seen. Oh yeah, for sure. This is the first time you're talking.

3:02:18Oh, that's literally what you're talking about. I don't want to be like an old guy, but when we were growing up, Matrix

3:02:24Matrix. Well, Matrix is a that is a high in general. So, show on watching Tay

3:02:33Tay. Let's show some respect. The Six Sense. [ __ ] that.

3:02:39My brother ruined it. You know, new uh Shamalan movie. They still making They still giving that guy money? They're still giving that guy money. Dude,

3:02:49just like every time with him. Trailer looked pretty [ __ ] good. Wait. Okay.

3:02:53Okay. Wait. What's it called? But the trailers always look good and then you see the movie and it's like a dice roll if it's going to be the worst thing you've ever seen or awesome. He makes the movies to look good in trailers,

3:03:04right? Yeah. Might Shyamalan new movie called The Watchers or something. The Watchers. Yeah. Was the trailer. The

3:03:12Watchers. Yeah. Trailer looked it looked sick. It's just incredible. Like every time he puts out a movie, it's like this is the worst thing that's happened to

3:03:21cinema. And then they're like, let's give him another let's give him another shot. He's so hit or miss. Sometimes he really hits. When he hits, he hits real hard. And I I like outside of like

3:03:30Avatar that he does original stories that exactly, you know, franchises. He's not like doing adaptations or sequels and stuff. Each movie is its own thing.

3:03:38Well, here's the real here's the real tell. Might Shyamalan,

3:03:44his films are blah blah blah. the cumulative gross of his films is 2.2 3.3 billion. So I'm wondering surely he's

3:03:52highly profitable. That's he your question. Why does he keep getting paid?

3:03:57That's the only answer. Yeah, that's always the answer. If as long as they keep making money, they'll keep giving him right. I think you're on to

3:04:04something. He really is tremendous at making trailers. It's the night.

3:04:10We say no nothing. It's the night. It's the night. That's the name of one of his There's people saying it's his

3:04:17daughter's movie. Oh, did he? Oh, he's the executive producer on it. Oh, wait. The the Watchers. You got bamboozled.

3:04:24Oh, that's cool. You got hit with that EP. Oh, that EP propaganda.

3:04:29Isa Shyamalan. Sure enough. Oh, he was dead the whole time. Yeah. Okay. Well,

3:04:37maybe, you know, some we'll get some fresh I mean, his first movies were his best, so maybe, you know, this is like a

3:04:44soft reset of the dynasty, the Shamalan dynasty. Uh, here's my last goof and gaff. This is one I found in my Twitter

3:04:52[ __ ] for you page, or not my Twitter for you page, my Instagram feed, which again, I can't emphasize just how wild

3:04:59that feed is sometimes. Uh, it's good though. This is a alpha male we've talked about before. Um, and he is just

3:05:06an absolute goon. Okay. And this video is about his his um zest

3:05:14for wearing tightest pants. This alpha male wants to show off the good [ __ ]

3:05:20about your jeans. That's another thing that pisses me off. You're tight jeans.

3:05:24You're so gay. In fact, I'm so gay. Send your girlfriend to my house. I'll be her gay friend. Ooh, I'm

3:05:32so gay. I totally [ __ ] your girlfriend if she wanted to. I'm so gay. I could be your gay best friend. I could so go

3:05:40shopping with you. I could see myself in a gap with you.

3:05:46No, bro. Super gay. Send them all. Send all your girlfriends to my house. Try on. Big pet peeve of mine is people that wink.

3:05:55Yeah. Don't like winkers. Everyone's like, you have to be so charming to pull off. Wink. It almost always

3:06:04creepy. You know what I mean? I don't think it's ever Does anybody actually use it? People do wink out in the wild. They do. I mean, that guy just did it.

3:06:11He did a little Did it a few times. I had a problem in 10th grade after I like learned that I was good at winking. Just anytime I looked at someone like in

3:06:19English class, I'd be like, "You're good at winking?" Wink. Okay. Show me. Show me. I haven't busted it out in a minute cuz you're out of practice. You're out of practice.

3:06:29Oh, that was good. Thank you. That was pretty good. I do have a first clash.

3:06:34When I when I knocked down Hunar, I wked at her. Oh, that's good. That's good.

3:06:39That's good. I think the wink is good when it's conveying like a a special message. That's good. Like, for example,

3:06:45if you're doing a ruse or a prank and somebody's in on it or you want to tell someone, "Don't panic cuz it's all prank." You look at them and you wink. I

3:06:52think that's a good. Yeah. Someone in class would be like, "Make a beautiful observation." And I would like hit them with a wink.

3:07:00, 7 minutesNice job. I see you. Sometimes beautiful metaphor. Sometimes I misclick the blink emoji and I just want to throw my phone into the water. It's so awful. The

3:07:08blink. Yeah, it's embarrassing. So cringe. Cringe. Well, it could be worse. You could have posted this video online.

3:07:16This man has no excuse. He looks like a chicken. That's another thing, bro. You have no excuse for that. That is I'm sorry, but it is.

3:07:30Super. God, it's so bad when he does it.

3:07:34No, for real. Why does he wear those pants? Dude, his You can see his dick out. His arms must be so suffocated. I don't think he has that. That's painful.

3:07:45He ain't having any kids. His swimmers are dead, bro. I mean, in a sense, it's like, you know, women, they they come out and they have cleavage and everybody

3:07:53loves cleavage and we all, you know what I mean? It really can complete an outfit. you just go, "Wow, look at that." But it's not fair. And um he's

3:08:01all about supporting men. And so so he says, he wants to show off, "Why can't we show off our dick outline, too?" And uh that but I find that to be really repulsive, but you know what? It's not.

3:08:12It's dick cleavage. And I don't like it.

3:08:15I don't think anybody wants dick cleavage. Maybe I'm wrong. That's some moose knuckle right there, brother.

3:08:21Absolutely. I don't think girls are into this look. It's I don't think so either. Psycho.

3:08:28Those were like in style maybe for like a year in 2016. Just a spray painted on pants, but Oh, for real. How does he get them off? He buys them at from Lulu.

3:08:39Lululemon. Yeah. How does he get them off? How does he get them off? He doesn't. They just absorb into his skin eventually. They're so tight. Like

3:08:46stitches. It's annoying. I' I've worn skinny jeans. It's like it it you have to flip it. You have to turn it outside

3:08:54inside out basically on the way to take it off of you. This man is on the ground, you know what I mean? Sitting crisscross trying to pull the jeans off his legs. Yeah.

3:09:04Yes. Dude, you're embarrassed. You walk around like that and you're going to give me advice. It'd be funny to see him putting it on cuz you know that's a

3:09:12process too. You got to like got to like jump. Need a tutorial. Wait. Is it just to show his ass off? Cuz like the shots.

3:09:19Absolutely. I mean Yeah. Man's caked up.

3:09:22Yeah, definitely show his cake in his thighs and his [ __ ] Yeah, quite frankly. At that point, he might as well just paint the pants on. I love he's

3:09:31wearing a belt, man. That is the most unnecessary belt of all time. Those pants are not falling. I promise. Yeah.

3:09:37No, you're good, dude. You could you could endure a nuclear blast. Those pants are staying on. Yeah,

3:09:43we don't need a belt. It would just be a pair of legs and That's true. And with some pants on. That's all that's left.

3:09:48All right. So, we love him. We love the alpha males. How long we been going now?

3:09:52Uh we have been going for three hours and 30 minutes basically. Let's wrap this so we can get home. We didn't get to do the Willy Wonka unfortunately, but Monday. Do we have Monday or something?

3:10:02Bivo. Bivo's here on Monday. So yeah, it works. I feel like Bivo might love it.

3:10:07He might enjoy it. I mean, it's in the UK. It could be. It's in Glasgow. Yo, it could be good to get his insight. Yeah,

3:10:13I think I think he would love it. We could dress him up. Just turns out he's our Charlie. Well, just show them the factory. Oh, this is the factory. And

3:10:22you're Willy Wonka, just like we talked about. Okay. Cheer up. Show us a smile.

3:10:29Your new teeth shine like the pure white clouds. Your voice is perfect in Willy Wonka's voice. Thank you. Absolutely.

3:10:39Thank you so much. Yeah, girl. Cheer up, Charlie. Show us a smile.

3:10:50Somebody said there's no way he isn't wearing jeggings. What are jeggings? Those jean leggings. Oh, they're jeans.

3:10:57Those are not jeans. Yeah. No, those are jeggings for sure. Those are some ball hugs. Those are stretchy pants. Those are That's body paints. I'm I don't listen. Those are horrible.

3:11:09Somebody said new ick unlocked pulling off skinny jeans. So true. Yes. I don't know. Well, listen. I'm not the keeper of masculinity, so I take take this with a grain of salt. They're right.

3:11:22I just don't think it's alpha for you to squeeze your little tush into um some skinny jeans every morning. You probably look at your ass in the mirror, too,

3:11:32don't you? Sorry, bro. She got a great ass.

3:11:38He does have a great ass. He does. Great ass. Bivo in studio or Zoom in. He's in

3:11:46studio. He's in LA. He is here in the flesh.

3:11:51Willy Wonka is going to be super stale by then. I know. But it is what it is. It's been a long I just want to get home, spend some time with the boys before it gets too late.

3:11:59It is what it is. Also, I'm hungry. You know what I'm saying? It is what it is. I got some Final Fantasy 7. Dude,

3:12:06Rebirth just came out yesterday. I got to rush home. They want Wonka, though.

3:12:11Can we do it on Monday? I mean, this will be funny. I think it might be funnier with BO. True. Yeah. The Bivo

3:12:18aspect makes We're going to like be shocked like we're going to be talking about it and

3:12:25how it's in uh Glasgow and Bivo is just going to like shock the hell out of us being really racist against Scottish people. Like the type of racism that you

3:12:34don't get outside of the UK, the inner UK. This new type of [ __ ] Like velvetine rabbit eyes type [ __ ] right?

3:12:40some deep. He's going to have some like Scottish slurs that like complete completely foreign to us.

3:12:48All right, listen.

3:12:51Thank you, guys. People are now just starting to understand that it's going to be in person here. In person. Vivo is

3:13:00, 13 minutesin Los Angeles. He's going to be sitting right next to me. We're going to be eating food together and [ __ ] We're going to be watching Wonka's vision.

3:13:07It's going to be amazing. Amazing.

3:13:10Amazing. But not chewing. No chewing. No chewing. Fewing. Light amounts of chewing permitted. He can do like three chews, right? At at most. Too many.

3:13:20Three. One, maybe. Yeah. My goal is I want to do a whole array of different

3:13:27sizes of foods. And I know he's good at swallowing certain types of food. Potato is one of them. So like varying

3:13:34upgrading sizes of baked potato. M. And then also he's really good at swallowing hot dogs and sausages. We'll do that.

3:13:41He's also really good at pasta. So I'm wondering pasta. Interesting. Um I'm wondering if we can get like some big ass raviolis or something. Yeah. Yeah.

3:13:53You know big ass ravioli. I want to see him eat shoe candy and stuff like that. Oh you Oh I'm going here for the kill.

3:14:03Well, you guys taffy like just like a taffy. It was suggested that we get like a big ass steak, but I I was a little

3:14:10bit um opposed just because I've seen him take a big bite of chicken and he spit half of it out. He's like, I'd die

3:14:18if I tried that. So, he he knows his limit when it comes to me. Yeah. He has his boundaries. Yeah. And AB AB's been studying the Heimlick and he's going to be equipped with a life vac. Correct.

3:14:30It's one of Also, I I think we need to get him a sizzler steak, though. Just Oh, those those are deadly.

3:14:37Those been known to nearly kill a man. Yeah. Yeah. Let's get him a sizzler.

3:14:44Hold up. We just got to not let him go home with a steak in his throat like you make it all the way back to the UK

3:14:52with the chunk in there. Uh yeah. And um listen, apologies for getting heated.

3:14:58Please don't leave. We need everybody to stay. Okay? I value every one of you. Even the ones that are anti-Semitic,

3:15:06especially them. You guys keep me humble. Millions of Jews. Even Keem,

3:15:13please don't unsub. We need you.

3:15:20Even Pearl, you're what? Please stay subbed. I love all my fans. Sometimes I get heated up and and that's what it is.

3:15:29Um, Death to the Jews, Death to Israel.

3:15:31Can we hear one of our other hits with the like the printer in the back? The printer in the back. Yeah.

3:15:39Oh, that Oh yeah, I forgot about these.

3:15:43Wait, this should be the new um chestnut.

3:15:48Oh god, I forgot about these. She's so embarrassing.

3:15:54Wait, she's the most embarrassing person ever.

3:16:06That means you need to

3:16:22in the backachch.

3:16:28Good flow actually informative. Yeah. So, um, at any rate,

3:16:37thank you everybody for watching. Um, I did my best and I hope you have a great weekend. I

3:16:44really do. Um, boom boom boom. Now, let me hear you sing. Honestly, hers is is cooler than Pearls. the way the boom

3:16:53boom boom girl. Like that's more swaggy than Yeah. No hidden fees. Yeah, she kind of sold it. Anyway, have a great

3:17:01weekend, guys. I love y'all. And we'll be back on Monday for an absolute banger alert. Yeah, that's right. Bivo, the one

3:17:10and only going to be in studio chowing down on big old chunks of baked potato.

3:17:18It's going to be magic. He might die.

3:17:21That's a risk I'm willing to take. We won't let him die. We can't We won't let that happen. So, you ready with the life fact? That caused a diplomatic incident,

3:17:27dude. With you have life. But if he does die, I have my Pey Blinders hating Peaky Blinder.

3:17:37Yeah, the life back. We talked about it.

3:17:39You suck their soul out with it like a necromancer.

3:17:45All right, everybody. Have fun. Have fun. Stay safe.

3:17:51and chew your food. Chew. Chew extra this weekend. I'm telling you, someone out there is going to chill. Chew extra this weekend.

3:18:01Nobody saves lives like me. I just saved a life. At least one. Put that in your books. The self-help book. Yeah. Save lives every day. Chew extra. All right,

3:18:10everybody. Love you all. See you on Monday.

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